By Míchéal Ó Reilly
February 14, 1998
In a
stunning display of Valentine's spirit, Squinter recognizes the existence of the
SAS, and dubs it's members "Cyberfreaks." Speaking on the promise of
anonymity, the Lord-High Cyberfreak said: "It truly is a great honor to be
recognized by Squinter. I mean, most of his biggest fans are in the SAS, so it
is fitting that we are recognized as the Cyberfreaks we are."The
Squinter Appreciation Society aka "The Real SAS", boasts membership in
the dozens, although exact membership figures could not be obtained. Begun as
the drunken mumblings of a bunch of Yanks and ex-pats in an undisclosed
location, somewhere in North America, the SAS is growing at an alarming rate. "We
expect to be able to field a hurling team by springtime," said the
Lord-High Cyberfreak, still speaking under the cloak of anonymity, and rushing
around the room, pretending to be invisible. "If we don't have enough for
hurling, maybe we'll just go out for jars."
"Who
in the name of Joseph are these people," Squinter is assumed to have said.
"Cyberfreaks is an insult, and here these people go around calling
themselves the "Lord-High Cyberfreak," we would assume Squinter would
say."Perhaps
we'll grow to challenge the Orange Order in number," said the Lord-High
Cyberfreak, crouching in the corner, making monster noises. "Or we could
start the Real Ulster Cooperative (RUC), or Free Readers Discussing Everything
Squinter (Fr. Des)."From the February 14, 1998 Andersonstown News
