Eureka!

It was Saturday, January 28, 2006. A light rain had fallen the night before. I walked out my front door at 7:15 AM to see what the weather was like before heading out to the office. I glanced out into the parking lot and saw what appeared to be a small amount of trash in a very small puddle. I looked again and decided I might want to check it out. As I approached the puddle, it became obvious that I was not looking at trash, but at cold hard CASH. There were four bills in the small puddle. Lo and behold! There were two one hundred dollar bills and two fifty dollar bills, just laying there on the parking lot, and just as sweet as you please. I brought them in and dried them out very carefully. Needless to say, Mr. Bagman ate real good for the next month or so. Below are four photographs, taken from different angles, of the actual spot of the moola.

1. Looking northeast.
2. Looking east.
3. Looking south.
4. Looking west.

May Providence Himself strike me deaf and dumb (yea, may He smite me) right here and right now if I am not telling the truth.