Peter Died
Peter died. So Susan went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Susan what she would like to say about Peter.
Susan replied, "You just put, 'Peter died."
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just Peter died?
Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Peter. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more."
So Susan pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K., then. You put "Peter died. Sailboat for sale."