... Stereotypes ...

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I CRY a lot, so I must be seriously screwed up.
I Hate MYSELF a lot so I must be suicidal.
I WISH I were dead, so I must hate reality.
I'm COLORED, so I must carry a gun.
I have HIGHLIGHTS, so I must be fake.
I'm MEXICAN, so I must hop fences.
I'm a SKATER, so I must be an idiot.
I'm EMO, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN. so I must eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a bitch.
I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I must be an asshole.
I'm an OREGONION. so I must hate white people.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I must be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I must be gay.
I'm a HICK, so I must be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS or other psychological medication, so I must be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm TAKEN, so I must be hot.
I'm INDIAN, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I must be a skanky ass slut.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I must do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I must be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm SHY, so I must have no social life.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I must have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I must be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I must be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I must be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I must be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I must be a communist.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I must have a big butt.
I'm VENEZUELAN, so I must have a bad attitude.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I must be super sexy.
I'm POLISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I must be lazy.
I'm LEBANEESE, so I must like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I must be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm SKINNY, so I must have an eating disorder.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI, so I must have SEX a lot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so I must be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I must be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I must be a geek.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I must be a dork.
I'm COLORED, so I must believe Jesus was a Negro.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I must think I'm black.
I'm a little SISTER, so I must be the good one.

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