... Stereotypes ... 
... Recommend this page to a friend. I CRY a lot, so I must be seriously screwed up. I Hate MYSELF a lot so I must be suicidal. I WISH I were dead, so I must hate reality. I'm COLORED, so I must carry a gun. I have HIGHLIGHTS, so I must be fake. I'm MEXICAN, so I must hop fences. I'm a SKATER, so I must be an idiot. I'm EMO, so I must cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN. so I must eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I must be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I must be greedy. I'm GAY, so I must have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I must be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a bitch. I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I must be an asshole. I'm an OREGONION. so I must hate white people. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I must hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I must be evil and have no morals. I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I must be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I must not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I must be gay. I'm a HICK, so I must be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS or other psychological medication, so I must be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I must only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I must have a bad drinking problem. I'm TAKEN, so I must be hot. I'm INDIAN, so I must own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I must be a skanky ass slut. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I must do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I must be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm SHY, so I must have no social life. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I must be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I must be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I must be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I must wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist. I'm PRETTY, so I must not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I must have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I must be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I must be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I must be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I must be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I must be gay. I have BIG BOOBS, so I must be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I must be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I must be a communist.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I must have a big butt. I'm VENEZUELAN, so I must have a bad attitude. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I must look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I must be super sexy. I'm POLISH, so I must be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I must be lazy. I'm LEBANEESE, so I must like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I must be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I must be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm SKINNY, so I must have an eating disorder. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI, so I must have SEX a lot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so I must be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I must be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I must hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM, so I must be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I must be a geek. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I must be a dork. I'm COLORED, so I must believe Jesus was a Negro. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I must think I'm black. I'm a little SISTER, so I must be the good one. And back to Buddy's ... Navigator ... the heart of this site. |