Eye Examination Chart

Finally we test your eyes after all these pages doing a job on you.
You'll have to step back, away from the monitor, until you can read the chart.








Farewell to Optical Illusions

And when you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to, shall we say, to be polite ... "annoy you" ... just remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off ... bye-bye everyone. I think I'm getting to sound like that McLaughlin gent on Sunday morning TV.

All right, question time: What great news reporter used to say "Good night and good luck" ... giving us that great documaentary, "Harvest of Shame," and then smoked his way to an early grave, unfortunately (his initials were E.M. that's the only hint I give).

Well, back to Mickey Mouse; I see he's extending a different finger (that's another story). Btw, did you know that in 1933, Mickey Mouse, received 800,000 fan letters? Not only that, but he was named after Mickey Rooney, whose mother Disney dated for some time.

Bye-Bye
And by now you know where this takes you.

If you care to start over ... Optical Illusions ... well, this is the way to go.

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