Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:

 

TO: Boss

 

RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

 

 I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest,

 none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

 At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the

 company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer

 and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

 

 Januark

 Februark

 Mak

 Julk

 

 I also changed all the days of each week to:

 

 Sundak

 Mondak

 Tuesdak

 Wednesdak

 Thursdak

 Fridak

 Saturdak

 

 We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!

 

 Love,

 Sheila

 Receptionist