Poor little Indian

 

  An American Indian boy who looked very disturbed

  and confused, went to his father, the Big Chief, and

  asked the Big Chief,

 

 "Father, how do we Indians get our names?"

 

  The Chief answered,

 

  "Very Simple,  whenever a  child is born, the father

    of the child will open the door to the tapee, and

    whatever the first thing  that  he sees that will be the

    name of the new born.

    For example, when your elder brother was born,

    I open the tapee, and saw a big grey wolf running

    across the side of the hill, so I named him

    Running Wolf.

    When your elder sister was born, the first thing that

    I saw a piece of cloud drifting across the sky, so she

    is called Drifting Cloud.

    When your second sister was born, I saw a bright

    full moon, so her name is Silver Moon.

 

    Now, what's your problem, Fucking Dog?"