Inside a couple

Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to office. Why?

Wife   : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
             at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife    : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
                problem can there be greater than this one ?"

Girl:  When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
         troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy:  It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any
         worries or troubles.

Girl:   Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he
        told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Wife     : What's your excuse for coming home at this
              time of the night ?

Husband: Golfing with friends, my dear.

Wife      : What?! At 2 a.m.?!

Husband:  Yes. We used night clubs