The doctor's world

Bad News and Very Bad News

Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient:   Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient:   24 hours! that's terrible !! What could be worse?What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday!

Tooth extraction

Patient  : How much to have this tooth pulled ?
Dentist  : $90.00
Patient   : $90.00 for just a few minutes work ???
Dentist   : I can extract it very slowly if you like