In the classroom

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Teacher : Spell 'WATER'
Girl       :  HIJKLMNO
Teacher : That doesn't spell 'WATER'
Girl       :  Yes, it does. It's all the letters (from) 'H' to 'O'

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Teacher   : How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?
Student    : With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B

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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or
  sisters who will be coming to school"
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear, what did she
  say when you told her you are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"

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Teacher : Where were you born ?
Student  : Indonesia
Teacher : Which part ?
Student  : All of me.

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Teacher : Johnny, you missed school last Friday
Johnny  : You're wrong, Sir
Teacher : Wrong, how is that ?
Johnny  : I was absent, yes, but I certainly didn't miss it!

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the  difference between
  'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow,
   and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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