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+=Parodies+= << Baby > > I'm so into you > > But your not the only one > > That I've ever screwed > > Baby > > You spin me around > > My hair extentions > > Fall right to the ground > > Everytime you look at me > > I do my shimmy > > And you start to flee > > Loving you means so much more > > But its not as fun to me as being a whore > > *chorus* > > I drive you crazy > > You just cant sleep > > I'm so annoying > > And, I'm such a geek > > Oh crazy > > I wear cloths too tight > > Baby thinking of me > > Keeps me busy all night > > You tell me > > I look like a goat > > And I cant even > > Reach a high note > > Dont tell me > > You wanna be free > > Just cuz my make-up > > Is done all shitty > > Loving you means so much more > > But its not as fun to me as being a whore > > *chorus repeated* > > Crazy > > I'm so confused > > I'm such a ditz > > And I have fake boobs > > Crazy > > But they feel alright > > Every day and every night

Hit Her one More Time

Oh Britney,Britney, how are we supposed to save,

our hearing?

Oh Britney, Britney, you keep singing,

It's killing our hearing

Stop now all we hear is you sing,

It's worse than getting a million bee stings

Your Singing, Is killin me (and I)

I must confess, I hate when you sing (when you sing)

When I hear Britney I lose my mind

Give her a Sign,

Someone hit her one more time

Oh Britney, Britney the reason I cringe is you,

Girl you got me runnin

Oh Britney, Britney, there's nothin that I wouldn't do,

To get you to stop singing

Stop now all we hear is you sing,

It's worse than getting a million bee stings

Your Singing, Is killin me (and I)

I must confess, I hate when you sing (when you sing)

When I hear Britney I lose my mind

Give her a Sign,

Someone hit her one more time

repeat

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This song is to the tune of "Baby one more time". Enjoy!

Oh boobie, Oh Boobie
Oh boobie, boobie, my chest was suppose to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, y'all
My boobies, boobies,
My breasts are completely full
and now my sweater's tight, yeah

Surgery, I want to be a D
Bigger mammories,
I want them to show now
No because,

My chestflatness was killing me (and I)
I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)
I'm look 32, I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh baby, baby, I got the boobies it's true
now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies,
you're so big and oh so new
that's just the way I planned it

Golly, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me, baby, barely wearing clothes
now because

My chest flatness was killing me (and I)
I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make My Boobies One More Size

Here's a funny one of 'N Stink's 'It's gonna be Nickay' Its Gonna Be Nickay You might like food nick It aint no lie Weve seen the weight come and go I remember they told me That nicky was turning into one big fat guy All da haters tell me why Every little thing thing we do Y'all hate on nick cos of food Yall want him to lose the weight again But we ain't like them Weither he likes candy or peas It's all good to me cos guess what, its gonna be nickay

Youve got no choice nick but to keep it on cos we know his booty is a bad thing to waste cos hes, phat and spiffy and in the end its gonna be nickay timberlake can take a hike all you haters tell me why Every little thing thing we do yall hate on nick cos of food yall want him to lose the weight again but we aint like them Weither he likes candy or peas It's all good to me cos guess what, its gonna be nickay And then there comes a day when he'll be the one Youll see....its gonna be nickay All that we do, yall hate cos of food We dont want him to lose it, hes phat not fat and finally youll ignore timberpuff cos youll see its gonna ...gonna...gonna....(all that voice shit nsync does LOL) Every little thing thing we do yall hate on nick cos of food yall want him to lose the weight again but we aint like them Weither he likes candy or peas it's all good to me cos guess what, its gonna be nickay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bye Bye Bye By: Tanya and Anh(BSB FANS!!...So are we!! You rock guys!!) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye I'm asking you tonight Can we get an extra guy I know you like him, too Oh Justin come on I craved it endlessly When you didn't give it to me Now it's time to leave And make it with Lancey I don't agree I gave it to you Then you took Lance I wanna see you out that door JC, bye, bye, bye (BYE BYE) CHORUS: Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for three You may hate me but it ain't no lie JC bye, bye, bye (bye, bye) Don't really wanna make it tough I just wanna tell you that I had enough Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie Justin bye, bye bye I'm giving up I know for sure I'm takin' him and leaving you behind (Bye, bye) I'm checking out I'm signing off I don't wanna be the loser And I've had enough I don't wanna be a fool In this love affair So I'm leaving you behind Don't wanna be a toy for you In your love affair You may hate me But it ain't no lie JC, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye) I don't wanna make it tough I just wanna tell you that I've had enough Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie Justin bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Sometimes Parody

>>Sometimes I run> into the door>> Sometimes I'm scared of food> cause all I really want is a size zero>> I am a ho>> Now with a double d>> Thanks to my doctor he>> Will be seeing me>> a lot thankfully>> only he can make me>> a triple D>> and hide me>> from all those men who want me>> and to see>> my boobies he>> really knows how to hold me tight>> and do me right>> every day and night>> but all I really want is to>> sing a song>> all day long>> and actually sing in key>> actually>> thats not true>> I want to do you>> and anyone else who>> loves me to>> I know I'm a slut>> and I have no gut>> it was removes so I can fit into designer clothes>> thrown out by another ho>> maybe she can get me a job>> wait no!>> I can't be no ho!>> my scars will show>> I guess I must stay>> off key being sleezy>>

Backstreet Boys in sex eduacation~ Along the lines of Varsity Blues

**Thanks to a BSB list that I was on(Dayum I am on so many!!)**

Teacher : Ok, class. Today we're going to learn about the male reproductive organs. Ok, now I want everyone to say the word penis with me......penis....

Brian : Nooooo! **covers ears** Not before marriage!!!

AJ : Yes! Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis-----

Teacher : That's enough Alexander!

Kevin : Come on, guys. Let's be mature..for once.

Teacher : Howie!!

Howie : What?!

Teacher : Young lady, do you have a problem with being in this class!?

Howie : What? No! I didn't say anything! I'm not a girl!

Teacher : Well....ugly troll, Behave yourself!

Howie : Damn it!

Nick : Psst, Howie, I thought you were a girl! What about all those nights we-

Howie : Shutup, Nick.

Brian : Ahhh, my virgin ears! **covers ears again**

Teacher : Quiet! Let's move on. Alexander, stop saying penis!

AJ : Fine...

Teacher : Now, we'll begin the study on the testicles....

**AJ raises his hand**

Teacher : Yes?

AJ : Can we say that together?

Teacher : No, Alexander.

AJ : It's AJ!

Teacher : Whatever. Now testicles produce sperm which will be ejaculated= when-

Brian : Nooo, Shhhh!! I have to go to church and pray for us all! **runs out of room**

AJ : Ha ha, religious fool.

Teacher :...Moving on...when the male ejaculates the sperm travels-

Nick : Travels where?! **taking notes furiously**

Teacher : I was just about to say it travels-

AJ : Nick, you are so inexperienced!

Nick : Shut up! I'm just preparing for when I get my sex life!

**Howie raises his hand**

Teacher : Oh, what now?!

Howie : Can I go to the bathroom?

Kevin : Hehe, with his magazine.

Teacher : Yes, you may.

**Howie leaves with magazine.**

Teacher : And then the process of creating another human life begins. The woman opens up a part of her soul to the man of whom she choose and so goes, the miracle of life...

Kevin : **sniff sniff** That was so beautiful!

**Howie walks in with his soggy magazine**

AJ : That's sick, man.

Howie : Shut up.

Teacher : Tomorrow we will be watching a video...

Howie : **stands up** Yess! Porn....Nevermind...

Kevin : Eww, sick bastard.

Nick : Hey Howie...tonight are we still going to-

Howie : Shut up, Nick.

Kevin : **to teacher while coughing** Um, I think I'm going to be sick tomorrow.

AJ : Hey teacher, can I borrow that video?

**Bell Rings**

Teacher : Class dismissed....thank god.

The End OMG!! another 'BBB' parody, click here