Hi this is Jerry Springer and welcome to the show. Today we’re going to reunite the boy band formerly known as the “Backstreet Boys” All of you know the history of the Backstreet Boys. They were popular for a while then after 8 years they disappeared and let Nsync; their longtime rivals take their place as the number one boyband. Here’s our First Guest Brian Littrell & his cousin Kevin Richardson.

*Brian comes out with jeans and a T-shirt that says “living for Jesus” on*

Brian: *looks into the camera, makes a funny face* Hello!

Kevin: *Takes a seat*

Jerry: hello Brian tell us why you left the group and wut you’re doing with your life

Brian: well I’ve devoted my whole life to god, I’ve been celebent for two years and I’m building a bible school back in Lexington. The reason why I left the group was because I had to spend time with my with my ex wife leighanne, I also left cuz my cousin kev had left

Kevin: you guys kicked me out! I didn’t leave!

Brian; yeah sure wutever you say kev

Jerry: first Kevin tell us wut you’re doing now

Kevin: well I’m back with my roots, where I belong

Brian; *laughing hysterically*

Jerry: oh? And where would that be?

Kevin: Disney world. Only this time I’m not Aladdin or a Ninja turtle, I’m now Goofy

*Audience laughing*

Jerry: ok…And why did you leave bsb?

Kevin; They forced me out! Once I hit 30 they said I was too old and if I don’t leave they’ll burn down my house and everything I own!

Brian; tsk tsk, where do you come up with these lies?

Jerry: ok lets bring out our next two guests Nick and Howie D!

*Nick comes out with a goatee and red hair, weighing about 270 pounds*

*Howie come out with a long trench coat on and starts throwing “Backstreet boy” boxers into the audience*

Howie: Backstreet's Back! KTBSPA! BSB forever!

Nick: Howie sit down

Brian; Howie, bsb is no more! We split up remember?

Howie: Backstreet's Back! Forever!

Kevin: poor Howie can’t accept the fact that we’re through

Jerry: ok Howie tell us wut you’re doing now

Howie: well beside from being a Backstreet boy, when I’m not touring with the fellas or doing TV shows for MTV or getting interviewed, I’m a stripper at a local night club *wink*

Audience “ooooo”

Jerry: and wut about you Nick?

Nick *real heavy voice* well as you can see I’ve gained a few pounds. I’m currently in my own band called “Journey II” We perform at nightclubs.

Kevin: I was kicked out Dammit!

Nick: what?

Howie: Backstreet's back for life!

Brian; Kevin you were not kicked out of bsb

Nick: yeah you left cuz you didn’t want your house to get burned down

Kevin: listen you fat slob! You guys threatened me!

Nick; you want to make something out of this fat?!

Howie: *takes off his trench coat and reveals his green thong*

Brian; *sees Howie* ugh!

Kevin: Howie!

Nick: I’m not fat! I’m big boned!

Audience “go Howie! Go Howie!”

Howie; *starts doing the dance to Backstreet Back*

Jerry: lets bring out our next guest, AJ McLean *AJ come suit with an Armani suit on and a short haircut with shades*

Kevin: ugh here comes the showoff

Howie: *still dancing to no music*

Jerry: hey AJ

AJ; hey Jerry, I prefer Alexander now, thank you

Brian; *cough* druggie *cough*

Jerry: AJ wuts going on in your life?

AJ: well I left the group cuz I was a crackhead at the time, after spending a few months in rehab I got my life together. Now I’m managing my own groups in Orlando and I’m starting my own Film Company called “Suede Productions”

Kevin: I was kicked out!

Howie: Starts singing, “my heart stays with you*

Nick: I’m not fat Dammit!

Brian; Kevin you weren’t kicked out!

Jerry: listen up, who’s going to start fighting? We need some action!

Nick: I’m not fat! *Crying attacks Kevin*

Kevin: *starts punching Nick*

AJ; tsk, tsk, I’m out of here, you guys are losers!

Brian; what! You’re the ex crackhead! *Punches AJ*

AJ’s bodyguards run up and attack Brian*

Audience: “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”

Howie: *amidst the fighting, still singing* Where ever I gooo! Whatever I dooo, girl my heart stays with you!

Kevin; *on the floor getting punched by nick*

Nick: *sitting on Kevin* Who’s fat now?

Kevin: You still are!, now get off of me I can’t breathe!

Brian; *unconscious*

AJ; *throws a ripped up hundred dollar bill at Brian walks off stage along with his body guards*

Howie: BACKSTREETS BACK! FOREVER! KTBSPA! *Starts humping the floor*

Audience “Howie, Howie, Howie! *