Britney's Quest:Season 2

Britney at Puff Daddy’s autograph section for his new CD, Can’t I be for 6 more months...


-Security guard looks at Britney-

S: Next….

B: Like OMG!!! This is awesome…

PD: Who should I make this out to?

B: My mom. She thinks your awesome.

PD: Ay,that’s an insult.

*-Pulls out his gun-*


PD: Don’t anyone move or I will pull this gun up on ya and blow a cap in your ass.

B: I’m sorry. I wasn’t insulting you Puff. I like you too!

*-Puff Daddy pistol whips Britney-*


PD: Don’t run your mouth or I will blow a cap in those silicones. Now, which one is bigger? I know one has to be bigger than the other.

*-Britney covers her right boob-*


B: Please Puff, wanna hit me one more time?

PD: Hell nah bitch! You already messed up my pistol and plus I need another hit album. It went down the drain man after that ‘incident’ I had in NY.

B: You absolutely…like drive me crazy

PD: I’m about go crazy up in here with me gun

*-Pulls out .45 caliber gun-*

*- Looks up at Puff- *


B: Okay, sorry

* -Sees AJ walking in – *


AJ: What it ain’t man?

PD: Hey Alex, my man

B: AJ –twirls hair seductively. AJ shrugs away from her, throwing his middle finger up at her- Why aren’t you gonna talk to me AJ?

AJ: Oh, you wanna act all innocent now…Security!!

** HHH(wrestler) comes out and looks at Britney**


B: Who in the hell are you?

H: The game. Any questions?

B: I like playing games

**Rubbing on him; Grabs Britney and throws her against the wall**


H: I don’t play games now

**Britney runs out,crying in shame. There is a large telecast over in Times Square. Britney walks up to see her getting thrown in the wall over and over again by HHH; The city of NY laugh; She bumps into the rest of the boys**


N: Hey Britney! It’s DJ Kid Nicky…

**The guys laugh at her**


B: You some of a bitch…

**Brians laughs hysterically**


B: How dare you say I have silicones?

K: We know you hate us and we saw how you tried to be all goody good with AJ. It ain’t even gonna work, because you know what? Stank girls like you ain’t nothin’ but shit, right Justin?

**Justin nods at Kevin’s comment**


B: Justy pooh, how could you do this to me?

J: I neva liked cho ass anywayz. You’s talk through cho nose and plus all that weavez pulled out cho head. Chu sayz chu are tha best. Pshh, you’s a pigeon, gur!

B: Justin…

J: What it be gur? I don’t knows you. What up with dat gur?

B: I love you.

J: I ain’t even fallin’ fo dat shiat! Get up out of cheaz…

**Justin gives AJ dap and looks at Britney**


AJ: Dayum girl, you to’ up from da floor up. I be ghetto fabulous!

**Brian looks at her**


Bri: And may the good lord be with this child of satan

**Pulls out the holy water; Talks in Latin; The guys look at him weird


H: Ay, yo Bri,whatchu doin’? *Winks*

Bri: I’m blessin’ this girl. She needs it

**Britney starts to have epileptic fits**


H: Dang Bri!! I see da devil comin’ out...cuz you are a son of god *Winks*

Bri: Thank you Howie. May the good lord be with your soul and all of our souls.

***TLC comes in and sings a song:***


Everyone oughta know Britney is a silly ho She ain’t the one for you

And Justin really knows How this skank is tho She can’t do because of her boobs…

**Sporty Thieves rap**


I don’t want no pigeon Dem be those girls who get no dub from me Britney sittin’ on corner, dumb ass broke tryin’ to holla at me

**The cops intervene and take Britney to the ambulance car**

**Christina checks on Britney**


B: Finally you care Christina…

C: Girl, please. I am takin’ a shortcut to Gucci. You never liked me and I guess I can say the same for you

**Punches Britney; All the guys ooh and laugh hysterically*

What will the next episode bring? Stay tuned!!
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