Got any questions,comments, or do you wanna annoy the hell out of Shelby? E-mail Shelby because she is here to give some advice
Caution:This is not to be taken seriously,for a funny ass laugh and entertainment purposes only!
Dear Shelby:
Some of my friends and family like
call me a like Backstreet Boys fanatic, and I
don't know what to like do! I'm just like,
'What-ever!' Just because I like made BSB
inflatable dolls and like to talk to them every
night doesn't make me like some fanatic! Geez...I
mean, doesn't like EVERYONE lick their posters
and kiss them goodnight!! I SWEAR that like one
night Brian, the inflatable doll, talked back to
me! *giggles* He is SOOOO hot! hehehe Sometimes,
if I'm really wet from reading fanfics, I get
Brian to finger me! heehee On the night of the
ITM concert, I like climbed up the stage and like
Brian looked right at me! Then I ran over to him
and like grabbed his crotch! heeheehee The
security guard like threw me off the stage, but
it was like TOTALLY worth it! So Shelby, what do
you think I should do to convince people I'm not
a fanatic?!?! I LOVE BSB!!! KTBSPA!!
~Claudia in Tampa, Florida
Dear Claudia:
Uhh..riiiitte..*makes a scared and
disgusted look* Get help...and please, don't
write me again..ever!..::shudders::...
Dear Shelby: My boyfriend ,Nick Carter, and I are
truly in love, but my friends and family refuse
to believe it. When I'm with him I feel wonderful
and his kisses are like magic! Even though the
touch of the cardboard cut out is a little dry on
my lips, it still feels amazing! People look at
me weird when I carry him into public with me. As
if a girl with her cardboard boyfriend is weird!
*rolls eyes* I hate it when people tell me that
Nick doesn't love me, and that I need help. I
mean, Nick's girlfriend's name is Mandy, my name
is Mandy..it's obvious that he's in love with me!
What should I do to make them realize that we're
in love??
~Mandy from Florida
Dear Mandy:
To make people realize that you and
Nick are in love you need t-wait a second! Did
you say Nick Carter? As in Backstreet Boy, Nick
Carter? Are you sure you're dating HIM?? Does HE
even know that you're dating him?! Are you even
over 15!? *mutters* Damn teenyboppers...Quit
writing me!!...
