What discworld dragon are you?

This is just for fun. Please do not take the results seriously or complain to me.

1. The lights are off. What are you dreaming of?
Great heaps of sparkling treasure.
A far off shining planet.
What you ate last night.
Huge airy caves.

2. You wake up. What is the first thing you do?
Slap on some clothes and go looking for some food.
Notice that you seem to be upside down.
Goto the bathroom to look into your mirror and complete your one hour beauty routine.
Zoom around. Excited at the prospect for a new day.

3. What is for breakfast?
A small amount of high energy food.
The traditional stuff.
Anything you are not fussy.
Give me meat. Yumm... bacon.

4. In the mail is a competition to go to your dream holiday. Where would that be?
Somewhere quiet where there are few suprises.
I don't go on holidays and I don't leave home.
You prefer to go on a five star, gilt and glamour holiday.
Somewhere with lots of sand.

5. At work someone says something particulary nasty about you. What is your response?
Go tell the boss.
Avoid that person for the rest of the day.
Plot your revenge on the poor unfortunate. Probably something to do with burning them alive.
You burst into tears.

6. In the cafeteria you start up a wierd conversation. What are you talking about?
The mechanics of breathing fire.
About the ability to float and fly.
How you live and breath magic.
The theory of the 'real' world and how it all is an illusion.

7. Work has finally finished what is your social life like?
You have one real good friend which you would do almost anything for.
You have a resonable social life.
Don't need friends. The best friends are dead ones.
I have lots and lots of friends.

8. You have been invited to dinner, what do you wear?
Silver. Stylish silver.
Anything shiny, glittering and cutting style.
In your comfortable but worn sweater and jeans.
Something someone had suggested.

9. Back from the dinner and you realise you have locked yourself outside. What do you do?
Shrug and smash the window and unlock the door from the inside.
Cry at the bad day you have had.
Call up your best friend and ask for help.
Wait outside the door until someone sees your predicament and helps you.

10. It is the end of the day how are you feeling?
Full of energy. Is it the end of the day already?
Anxious, what is going to happen tommorrow.
Annoyed, setting up a mental list of the enemies you made today.
You want to slip into the nothingness of sleep.




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