In order to view this page you need....

• a computer
  
• at least one eye, or someone to read it to you
  
• a pet beaver named Basil
  
• a copy of Monty Python's Life of Brian in your possession
  
• an undying love for Tony Vincent, or just some freaky character in a book   AND!
  
• A love for Boy!Blaise Zabini fics!
  

  *****This entire site is slowly being adjusted. I have decided to fix it, seeing that I'm no longer fourteen and giggly. (Well, I don't think I was giggly, I always thought someone was going to shoot me in one of those instances.) If you wish to enter what is on the site, you may, I'm still fixing it though.

  
  

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