Take two films from polar opposite ends of the cinematic spectrum and throw them into the ring, where survival is decided by their wits, brawn, and most importantly, their ability to entertain HKC.
A five round free-for-all...to win, the film must take the majority of matches. Each round is judged by whether or not said film meets or exceeds any of the following criteria that HKC finds immensely entertaining....do not judge him, for he is a simple and proud individual.
The Care Bears Movie: A surprising amount for a so-called "childrens movie". These freakish (and not to mention, way too effeminite) bears wear not a stitch throughout the entire flick.
The Killer Shrews: None, and sadly...even nekkidness wouldn't have saved this picture.
THE WINNAH: THE CARE BEARS MOVIE
The Care Bears Movie: Nada on the gunplay. There is an explosion, but it is comprised of love and snuggly softness.
The Killer Shrews: Two things: Guns and liquored-up people!
'Nuff said.
THE WINNAH: THE KILLER SHREWS
The Care Bears Movie: Mickey Rooney
The Killer Shrews: Nobodies
THE WINNAH: THE CARE BEARS MOVIE
The Care Bears Movie: Creepy abominations of nature who love you very much.
The Killer Shrews: Creepy abominations of nature who want to eat you very much.
THE WINNAH: THE KILLER SHREWS
The Care Bears Movie: Heaven is a warm, fuzzy place ran by forest critters who partake in some odd unisex "alternative lifestyle", and we'll all go there if someday we start caring.
The Killer Shrews: Giant shrews look alot like dogs with a really bad case of the mange...with carpet stapled to 'em. Drunk people are ineffective in battling science gone awry.
THE WINNAH: THE KILLER SHREWS