I was watching the X-Files last weekend and I found
myself thinking, "What if Mulder was investigating Christ as an X-File?
I can see him trying to convince Scully that this
Jesus guy can walk on water, cast out demons, turn water into wine...
...would he convince her?
Or would she look at all of the evidence before
her and rationalize it; much as she does every week?
Don't get me wrong, I dig the X-Files, and look
forward to watching it every Sunday.
Of course, every Monday my friends say things like,
"Pat, you know, it just wasn't scary enough" or, "Pat, who was the lady
with the spiky-thing, and why was she nibbling on the guy smoking the
cigarette's ear?"...or, for those of you that believe cigarettes don't
have ears, "Pat, who was the lady with the spiky-thing, and why was
she nibbling on the ear of the man smoking the cigarette?"
Did you know that scientists have indeed proven
that the walls of Jericho came tumbling down because of an earthquake?
So, Scully like, they say, "See? It was an earthquake, that's all. Happens
all of the time. Nope, no signs of God's intervention here, just an earthquake;
an everyday, common occurrence."
Of course none of them attempt to explain exactly
why the earthquake happened at the moment that the horn was blown, but
this is probably neither here nor there
...Right?
So, back to what I was thinking about. Here's Mulder,
trying to explain these things to Scully.
In an X-Files episode it would probably end with
Scully talking into her tape recorder and saying something like, "....Although
the fact that the man who claimed to be possessed by a 'Legion' of demons
and was then subsequently 'cured' by Mr. Christ can be explained by the
phenomenon of auto-hypnosis; no rational explanation exists for why the
herd of swine suddenly cast themselves into the sea. It has not yet been
proven by any scientific study that auto-hypnosis works on pigs, nor that
they can be led to believe that a legion of demons would possess them.
Regardless of these unexplainable occurrences, Mr. Christ will receive
his sanity hearing tomorrow and will be, more than likely, committed to
an insane asylum to undergo treatment."
Roll credits and theme.
Think about that, hmm? I hear people ask for miracles
or proof that He exists all the time. It amazes me that people would find
it far more easier to believe that little UFO people are coming down and
eviscerating cattle and building pyramids than to believe in a Supreme
Being. My friend, Jerry, hypothesizes that this is because there is no
personal accountability for one's actions this way.
For me, when asked if there is a God, I usually
point at the grass and say, "Of course. There is my proof."
That's good enough for me. |