The first, and most certainly last, time someone tried the "pull my finger" trick on Darth Vader.
Sometimes, when no one else was around, Han would get out all of the little men in his collection and play
"King of the Stormtroopers."
Lando liked to wear the big collars and bell bottoms. And he knew that the rest of the gang called him "Disco Lando" behind his back... But that all changed when the lights went low and the soothing sounds of the 70's echoed through the room. The crowd would always gather in respect -- because that's when Lando caught the groove train and performed his stirring rendition of "YMCA"...
