Posted by BoDee on 13:58:05 1/7/2002:
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This test is to determine whether
you have been overexposed to multiple viewings of EFX.
Unless otherwise indicated award yourself
5 points for each "Yes" answer:
1 - When you hear "Mission Impossible" music do you instinctively look up?
2 - During the Holidays did you serve your guests
drinks in your complete set of Merlin's Potion stemware?
(10 points for each setting of 4)
3 - Have you timed the parts of EFX without Rick
down to the degree that you can get to the restroom and
back before the end of the 3D montage?
4 - Do you know at least 3 EFX staff by name?
5 - Do EFX Ushers no longer offer you seating directions?
6 - Do EFX staff ever ask YOU for seating directions? (10 points)
7 - Do you routinely check your local Yellow Pages to see if there really is a "Rick Springfield - The Dentist"?
8 - Do you own any of the following items, (5 points for each):
*
A Top Hat
*
A Blue Fur Trimmed Robe
*A
Multicolor Barnum Coat
*
A Safety Pin Shirt
*Aviator
goggles & Hat
9 - Did you dress in any of the aforementioned items for Halloween?
10 - Did you ever dress in any of the aforementioned
items when it wasn't Halloween?
(+25 points if it was to
work).
11 - Have you ever looked up Missoula, MT on the
map?
(- 10 points if you actually live in Missoula, MT
and still had to look it up on the map).
12 - Do you find yourself leaping through elevator doors just as they are closing?
13 - Upon your return from your Vega$ Adventure
did you realize that you had ONLY taken pix of things that
were EFX/Rick related?
14 - When family members and friends inquired about
your "other" Vegas pix did you try to fake them out
with Postcards?
15 - When welcoming guests to your home do you turn
out the lights, hold a flashlight under your chin and
announce, "Welcome to my world"!
Add 10 pts if you shoot off fireworks behind
you.
Add
50 pts if lasers
come shooting outta your eyeballs!
16 -Do you end all of your conversations with the
phrase, "Have a Grand Day"?
Add 10 pts if you can actually do so without rolling
your eyes & smirking as you say it.
17- Have you ever been offered an instrument to
hold during the show?
(+ 15 points if you read that question without making
a lewd joke).
18 - Finish the following sentence; I have spent enough on EFX to:
A- Purchase a weekend
stay at MGM's hotel. (5 points),
B- Purchase an Autographed
Guitar. (10 points),
C- To pay for Josh
and Liam's College Education through Graduate School.(
100
points)
19 - Have you ever wrestled anyone for the corner
seat of #107?
+15 points if you won
- 25 points if it was your husband.
20 - Does the phrase "Wait for it" have special personal meaning for you?
21 - Can you locate the following @ MGM;
A- Starbucks (5
points)
B- Security Desk (5
points)
C- Stage Deli ( 5
points)
D- The OFF switch for
that damned EFX Dry Ice Machine,
(100 points if
you email BoDee with this info)!
22 - Do you ever bring a Catchers Mitt for easy
guitar pick retrieval?
(Add 10 pts for each table you had to clear to do
so).
23 - Do you ever dress like "Keri"?
24 - Does "Keri" dress like you (50 points)?
25 - Do you routinely tape the punchlines to jokes
in hidden easy to access locations?
(Add 25 points if that location is your own "Personal"
Time Machine).
26 - Do you ever hold your breath during:
A - The Houdini Segment
(5 points)
B - The Morlock Door
Closing Sequence (10 points)
C - The "Let it Shine"
High Kick , (in the hopes that leather seams will unexpectantly rip open
after repeated
wear)? (25 points)
50 points or less: Almost totally "EFX" Pure! At this level not only do you barely recognize Rick, but are probably still wonder why he moved out of New Jersey?
50 - 100 points:
You are definitely "EFX" Tainted! You still
function in society as a "Productive Citizen", but
have been known to giggle uncontrollably in the
Market when you go down the Pickle Aisle.
100 points and over:You
are Lousy with EFX!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Now wipe that Buckying Smile offa your
face, put on those EFX 3D Glasses and get to the
Freakin Show!
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