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BoDee's Funhouse Presents:
Spreadin the Scooby Doo Doo in the RLS Community since 2002
3/25/02 "XXX Buck Nekkid All Porno" Edition
*Hey, others seem to be getting alot of Webhits using this strategy, Dammit! *
Karma Chat AND Yahoo Groups Go Down On "Black Saturday"!
Oh-ooh-oooh, Sweet Mystery of Life - at last I found you!
Scientist's Puzzled by Mysterious Transformation!
Shy soft spoken scholarly poet, TMBMOTP,  (see insert) reportedly transforms into "Half Nekkid Raging Hell Beast Guitar God Hottie" when he steps onstage. While empirical studies are still in their preliminary stages, one Researcher has hypothesized  that this phenomena may ultimately be the direct result of his being, ...
"Just A Big Ole Freakin' Tease"!
Chat Divas Briefly Forced to Resume
Normal "Everyday" Lives !
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(3/16/02) ... Saturday night, 3/16, proved to be a long dark abyss of the soul for Chat Divas worldwide when both Karma Chat AND Yahoo Groups went down simultaneously. While after much hand wringing and Drone-like hitting of the "Refresh" Key both resumed service, the experience left many having to actually resume normal "everyday" activities for several hours during the outage. :(

Throughout the World laundry was done, meals were served on time, conversations held with loved ones, and commerce was conducted.  All the while the specter of empty Chat Screens and No RLS Email loomed like the "Dragon" over Table #107! Divas reportedly carried on as best they could, however it was noted that during the hours of the "Outage" some unusual behavior was displayed. During normal conversations Divas tended to unconsciously tap their fingers on tables when speaking, pointed at themselves when expressing a thought and used acronyms instead of conventional vocabulary! In some extreme cases Smileys were quickly drawn on notebook paper and displayed when extra emotional emphasis was required. :)
Top Ten Things Divas Did Last Saturday Night!

10 - Wiped residue Drool offa keyboard.
9 - Sorted Scooby CD Hairs By Color, Length, and Texture.
8 - Made Race Car Noises each time empty chat screen reloaded.
7- Practiced Rebooting
Kid's Etch-A-Sketch
6 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat!
5 - Gave the Hubby a "Lil Summin Summin" so he recalled Pre-RLS Chat Honeymoon days.
4 - Boolean Search for 
"RLS Nekkid Booty"
3 - Went to Movies just to watch MGM Lion Roar
2 - Pasted Rick Heads on Cartoon Bodies (BoDee Only)

1 - Watched Rick Videos Fast Forwarding to the Scrunchy Nose Parts
CHAT BUZZ 
Candi's Lexicon of 
"Honest to Gawd" 
Chat room Typos
We know it was just a "Freudian Slip" of the Keyboard, so lets clear this up once and for all!
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Main Entry: "Dong"
Pronunciation: 'däg
Function: noun
1:  a highly variable domestic beast closely related to the common wolf. Often furry & full of mischief!
Main Entry: "Hiney"
Pronunciation: 'hu-nEe
Function: noun
1 : Something smooth, yummy, and sweet!
2 : a superlative example
3 : the quality or state of being sweet
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We thought that "Hiney & Dong" were a Retro 80's
Singing Duo, but we must have been thinking of "Hall & Oates", "Seals & Croft", "Arts & Crafts" or one of them guys!
FYI - According to Iron Chef BoRDee, Hiney & Hot Dongs are a natural combo!
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We kid you Candi but you know we luv ya Hiney!
Creo's Top 10 things to do 
while the chat room is being fixed 
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10 - Concoct creative and interesting recipes with the heaps of Girl Scout cookies you bought to munch on during chat sessions (oreos will also work well too),
9 -  Look at the clouds in the sky and see if you can make out anything Rick related,
8 - Run over to your calendar every 5 minutes to see if January 2003 is here yet,
7 - Archive your issues of the Dragon Observer in the Turkey Tookus binder that you learned how to make on Martha Stewart's Living or The Christopher Lowell Show,
6 - Anytime you are talking with friends or family insist that they call you by your RLS chat name,
5 - Make shoebox dioramas of the EFX stage complete with smoke, flash grenades, and hydraulic platforms,
4 - Stir up a batch of Merlin's Potion, pour into IV, set on slow drip, place in arm and enjoy,
3 - Put a picture of Scoob's nuticles onto Melk cartons as this weeks "Have you seen me?",
2 - Make your Morlock Halloween costume using nothing but construction paper, paste, and safety scissors,

 And the number #1 thing to do while the chat room is being fixed:

   1 - Think up a marketing slogan for the new hit video "EFX Girls Gone Wild ... Uncensored and Uncut"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Dick Velveeta
Cheeseball Award
Winner!
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From the Desk of the Editor
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This week we are proud to unveil our New & Improved
Rick Links page. We have included many new RLS Sites as well as some sites for your general interest. If you do not see your site listed, please let us know and we'll correct that oversight ASAP!
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Like what you see? Please drop us an Email and let us know! It helps to artificially shore up our incredibly fragile ego structure and we just WUB to hear Rick tell us we
"Gotta Lotta Male Here"!
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Gotta Goofy Rick Pic or a story/story idea? Drop us an email & "We do lunch"
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With all the talk of  "Porno" on the EList lately we wanted to add this thought about the "DO". We strive to be Clever & Naughty, but  NEVER Common or Vulgar. The "DO" is clearly for the Adult Tastes of the RLS Community. 

~ BoDee ~ 
Corrections
* When we reported that Rick may be using "Nads" to remove hair from his chest, we meant the stuff in the jar that you get at the Drugstore!!! The other kind has never been shown to effectively remove unwanted hair!

* Two issues ago we failed to credit Micki with the "Little Ricky" Dragon Metaphor. It was not lost on us that Micki rhymes with Ricky (Psyche!), and that the use of the term "Little" was strictly dramatic license and in no way reflects the ACTUAL dimensions of the word "Ricky"! (3/22)

 News Calvins
Exclusive Revelation  from New RLS Book!!!
... Our Sources have revealed to us that the new book, "Rick Springfield, A Lifetime in Music" discloses for the first time that Rick's life is actually based on a true story! You read it here first! (3/19)
"Rick Springfield, A Lifetime In Music"


Rick reportedly banned from Las Vegas  Hardware Stores ... After it was discovered this week that he was inadvertently setting off all of the "Stud" sensors! Computer stores may soon follow suit as the mere presence of "Da Man" is strongly suspected be giving their equipment "Hard Drive" envy and converting otherwise adequate peripheries to Floppys! More details as they become available! (3/18)

 Rick later said, Ya know this really has a great head on it!
Luckiest Friggin' Longneck in Universe declares, "I love my new position! It's a Great Day to be a Hiney!"

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