BoDee's Funhouse Presents:
Spreadin the Scoobey Doo Doo in the RLS Community since 2002
BoDee's Funhouse Presents:
Spreadin the Scooby Doo Doo in the RLS Community since 2002
3/2/02 Edition
Divas Begin New Mail box Vigil!

WWI Veteran says of EFX Lookalike,
"It's like Deja Vu all over again!"
Admits that eerie similarities leave him somewhat unsettled ... but also strangely intrigued!
New Release of Rick Springfield Book cause for alarm among Postal Workers!
(3/2/02) ... With the release of "Rick Springfield, A Lifetime in Music", alerts have been issued throughout Post Offices nationwide! Remembering the previous "Lmtd Edition CD" episode coupled with the recent , "Calendar" incident have led some Postal Workers to fear for their lives as Divas hold vigil over their Mail Boxes! An anonymous source with the USPS was quoted as saying, "What if .. what if they are late going out ... or maybe my MailTruck gets a flat en route? I mean .. I got a family to think about! These Divas mean business! I'm afraid, okay? I admit it!"
      In related news there are reports that Emergency Rooms around the country are gearing up for a rash of severe paper cuts as Divas begin receiving their books! 
Rick Springfield, A Lifetime In Music
Top 10 Rejected 
Names of the 
"Dragon Observer"


10- Da Waggin Dragon
  9-  The Pickle Press
  8- Stuff & Stuff
  7- Gigolo "Goss"
  6- My Sad Cry for Help!
  5- P2 Review
  4- Rickateer
  3- RLSBS
  2- The Rath Report

And the #1 Rejected 
Name for the
"Dragon Observer" ...

1- "Googers"

CHAT BUZZ 
* Was that "Inside Silvia" we saw in Karma Chat the other night? WB! Hope the whole EBAY things went well for you!
* Divas seem to approve of the removal of Banner Ads from Chat. Quoted as saying , "We thought we was being  ...
@@ Hypmotised! @@!
EFX Purity Test Now Available  to the 
RLS Community!

(2/28/02) ... In an effort to gauge the full scope that EFX has tainted the RLS Community, a new therapeutic tool has been made available to mental health workers and EFX addicted Divas worldwide! How tainted are you?

Click Here to Find Out if You are EFX Pure!

Editorial Decision
After much soul searching the Editor of the "DO" has decided to begin including some fan pix from EFX on a Lmtd Basis. While we know this has, until now,  been discouraged, we also acknowledge that unauthorized pix are being openly displayed backstage @ EFX in full view of MGM Officials, thus implying consent for their use. To exclude them at this point would be silly. As a concession, EFX Pix will only be used for Comedy/Satire Purposes.
Corrections
* What a difference a letter can make, eh? In our article, "Buy Rick's Favs" we should have said VoVo's and not Volvos ~ Happy Driving! (3/2)

* We previously reported that AOL "Blew"! In fact AOL "Sux"! We regret the error!
(2/28)

* In his 1982 song "IGE" Rick states the he can't, "Please on (his) knees". Clearly, this is not only untrue, but just a BIG FREAKIN tease! (2/28)

* Our claim that Derek had shaved his head was nothing more then a sick prank ... In fact, he did not shave his entire head! Just that part around the green spikes!  We hope that clears it up!  Sorry! (2/28)

News Calvins! 
Surgeon General warns! "Don't EVEN think about operating heavy machinery when looking at new RLS Calendar. Potential *Thud* factor has been reported along around April! (2/28)

Ronnie Grinel laments over his name becoming a surrogate curse word. He was recently quoted as saying, "This Scooby Doo Doo is Buckying messed up, Man!" Scooby was unavailable for comment. (2/28)

Reports that there are actually other people on stage with Rick during concerts and EFX performances remain unconfirmed at this time. While this rumor has been floating around for years we are still unable to substantiate it ... more details as they become available. (2/28)

Rick's intense fear of buttons seems to be worsening as evidenced by his ever increasing tendency to leave his shirts open or removing them altogether in concert. While we don't exactly understand it we, here at the "Dragon Observer", wholeheartedly endorse it and only wish that as a child he had been frightened by zippers too! (2/28)

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