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Spreadin the Scooby Doo Doo in the RLS Community since 2002
3/10/02 ~ All "Nice Mouth" Edition
Exclusive! New CD Revealed!!!

Rick reminded the crew he wasn't going to move til they took down the Bruce poster on his Dressing Room door!
Wanna know Barnum's Famous Quote?
We'll tell ya ... for like , uhhh, $10!
New CD Discovered!?!


(3/10/02) ... After months of speculation a possible prototype for the long awaited sequel to the Lmtd Edition Alive CD may have finally been revealed. While there has been no confirmation from Rick or his Management, our source has told us that the new CD will explore a different side of Rick hitherto not fully realized. We were understandably skeptical as our source was Fortune Cookie we got with our take-out last week and to our knowledge was in no way affiliated with RLS, Inc., (nor actual Chinese food as far as we could tell)!

Nonetheless, we offer this EXCLUSIVE look to our readers of what MAY BE the new CD!  


The New CD? You Decide!
Top Ten Suggested "Censor" words for 
Karma Chat

10 - Ricky Charms
  9 - Oh KoKo Poo!
  8 - TMBPkgOTP
  7 - The "Springthorpe
        Collection"
  6 - Tookus
  5 - Little Ricky
  4 - Bejeebies
  3 - 
  2 - Cheeeiiit!
And the #1 Suggested Censor word for Karma Chat:
  1 -  Datsa Spicey
           Meataball!

CHAT BUZZ
(3/11) This Just In!
40 Peeps logged onto
Chat for the Big Ole Announcement Monday Night!!! Turns out that Dun and Micki were the Cryptic " RicksKewlChicks" and announced that they were both coming to America in Jan 2003 and were Vega$ Bound! Needless to say that alot of the Divas will be making plans to be there to welcome our Aussie Sistas properly! Start saving your Bail $$$ Now ladies, it's going to be a Hellava Party! 
SQUIRREL BOY HAS NUTS STOLEN!

(3/10/02) ... Long time beloved Karma Chat Mascot, Squirrel Boy, summoned authorities to his Hollywood tree house last week when it was discovered that his "Nuts" had been lifted! An exhaustive search for said Nuts has to date come up empty handed! Squirrel Boy was naturally upset and quoted as saying, "Who grabbed my Nuts???" In a last ditch effort to solve the crime, Police have called in known "Nuts" expert, Scoobie the Wonder Dog! A police spokesman confirmed today "Yes it is true, Scooby the Wonder Dog is helping us with our inquiries." 

In shocking late breaking developments Scooby was later over heard to say, "Oh Googers! What's a dog to do? Intox drank all my Nuticle Fund money ...  I had no where else to turn!"
  


Submitted by RicksKewlChicks  (3/10)
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Corrections
* Last week in Chat we
LMAOPIMP,  when in truth our @$$ didn't fall off and frankly, we stayed "dry as a dead dingo's donger". We are understandably ashamed!  (3/11)

* Our researchers have been stuffing Gel Candles into our toilet all day and no explosions yet ... although our researchers are starting to look kinda combustible! (3/3)

* What a difference a letter can make, eh? In our article, "Buy Rick's Favs" we should have said VoVo's and not Volvos ~ Happy Driving! (3/2)

News Calvins!
Postal Workers alarmed at the release of new Book "Rick Springfield, A Lifetime in Music". Remembering the previous "Lmtd Edition CD" episode coupled with the recent , "Calendar" incident have led some Postal Workers to fear for their lives as Divas hold vigil over their Mail Boxes! (3/2)
Rick Springfield, A Lifetime In Music


New and Improved Dragon Gallery Premieres as the word *Thud* appears on 'Puter Screens around the world! We believe the word your going to be searching for is ... "Yowsa"! (3/4)

The Dragon Gallery


 EFX Purity Test now available to the RLS Community. In an effort to gauge the full scope that EFX has tainted the RLS Community, a new therapeutic tool has been made available to mental health workers and EFX addicted Divas worldwide! How tainted are you? (2/28)

Click Here to Find Out if You are EFX Pure!
Jos had flown into Vega$ on Incontinental Airlines
Jos & Gumbie do EFX!
If you think you are confused now, wait until we try to explain it to ya! LOL!
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