COMING EVENTUALLY: A NEW AND IMPROVED PAGE!!!! Really, I Mean It This Time!  and GO PATS!!!

Welcome weary traveler...Sit down, make yourself comfortable.  Have a cup of coco.  Maybe make some smoares by the fire.  Or run around screaming like a chicken with your head cut-off.  "To each is own." I always say.

Featured Dilemma:

YOU ARE HERE

Why are you here?

You are either a loyal friend doing this to 'humor' me, as you so often do, or you are terribly lost.  This is after all one of the dirt backroads of the Information Super Highway.  If you are someone I know doing this: Thank you.                   From the bottom of my heart for taking time out of your busy lives to be unimpressed with a Yahoo built web page.  Now please feel free to move on with your lives and click off this page to more exciting and enriching places.  The ocassional "Thats cute Bob." is all I ask when I say "So, have you seen my page lately?" If you are the latter:                                 LEAVE NOW!!! This is an unholy land.  Although you are welcome to stay and travel at your own risk.  I CANNOT guarentee your safety.  There is no one around who can help you if you get lost or stolen.  So please heed my warning.

NOW OPEN:

1.  The Story - It's here and it's digital.  The time is upon us.  All the stars have aligned and the pages are now open.  Already seen the story?  Then jump directly to the sequal. 2. Friends and Family -  it's a very special page.  Well actually, it's several pages, or rather links to more pages where you can see some of my friends and family members.       3. Random Links - By far my favorite page.  I've taken the Favorite folder from my browser and placed the URL's for you the unsuspecting public to click on and judge for yourself.  I highly recomend the Beff Torte. 4. Me - I figured that this was a Web Page by me, for me, so why not devote a little section for you to get to know the man behind the page.  Worshiping is optional.    5. Know your Simpsons Trivia?

6.  Like Bad Jokes? 7.  Like Trees?

LOST SOULS TRAVELLED HERE

If you're over 18, female and would like to know more about this daring, witty, urbane,  handsome individual, please write here.

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If you're inquiring about the sofa and love seat please write here.

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