The Village Idiot

Daily Summaries

4/24/02 - Hübsches Mädchen, Mall Rats, and I Might Declare For The Draft Too
1/15/02 - Winter Blues, Mad Money Matt, and Earl "Kingpin" Reynolds
1/10/02 - Duck Talk, Kiss The Rat, and Resolutions
1/04/02 - Once A Boals-Always A Boals, Christmas Tales, and Ringing In The New Year
12/14/01 - Sports World Gone Mad, Macho Man and A Midwinter Night's Dream
12/03/01 - Single Misfit Seeks Same, DBA, and Indian Winter
11/13/01 - Turn Back Time, Britney's IQ, and Who Wants To Rub My Back?
10/29/01 - MJ Ain't No JB, Nuttiness, and A Touch O' The Anthrax
10/12/01 - The Neverending Season, Marathon Madness, and Osama Stick Laden
10/02/01 - Job Perks, Hot For Teacher, and I'm About To Go Postal
09/28/01 - Pseudo-Patriotism, Pink Flamingos, and I Don't Wanna Be Like Mike
09/06/01 - Architorture, Gun Play, and The Star-Crossed Roller Coaster Freaks
08/24/01 - Marital Bliss, Coupon Shopper, and Who Wants A Blind Date With Gary Condit?
08/09/01 - Kardiac Kids: The Next Generation, Dance With Lance, and Baywatch Boals
08/03/01 - Dorm Food Revisited, What's In A Name? and Runners Unite!
07/26/01 - Grammar Rules Apply, Mia Boals, and What's That Smell?
07/23/01 - Groundhog Night, Legend In Progress?, and An Ankle's Coming Out Party
07/20/01 - Barenaked Boalsy, Hidden Talents, and A TdF Quirk
07/12/01 - Whack-a-Boals, The Luckiest Guy I Know, and Le Tour
06/29/01 - I'm a Hardened Criminal, NBA Jr., and A Legend Calls It Quits
06/26/01 - Walk This Way, Bainbridge Tea Party, and I Wanna Be Like Mike
06/22/01 - Gettin' Liggy With It
06/19/01 - Peek-A-Boo! The Peak Is Through!
04/10/01 - Jordan Syndrome, Good Morning Vietnam, and Crouching Tiger Hidden Tiger
03/21/01 - The Peak Came, The Peak Saw, The Peak Kicked Our Ass
03/20/01 - Gluteus Maximus Painicus, REI Guy, and A Cross-Check To The Wallet
03/19/01 - Morning Routine, No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, and Suzy Chapstick-Boals
03/18/01 - Reincarnation Instant Breakfast, Nap Time, and (Sp)aaaaaah!
03/17/01 - Artism, Flatlanders Go Home!, and Peekaboo
03/16/01 - Flyboy, Travel Tips, and Who Wants To Be A Fower Geel?
03/15/01 - Boot Camp Itinerary, Job (In)Security, and Iiiiiiiiiiice!
03/12/01 - Ambulance With Amenities, A Texas Flamethrower, and MAC Madness
03/07/01 - Alien Prostitutes, Pavlov's Theory, and Jonny "Knuckles" Soprano
03/01/01 - Squeegee Monster, Hospitalized Hoops, and What's In A Name?
02/26/01 - The Answer To The Question, Livin' Large In Joy-zee, and Low-Alai
02/23/01 - #3, Dating Assembly Line , and Pikes Peakology
02/19/01 - Venus Fly Couch, Jon's New Hobby, and The Neverending Concert
02/14/01 - Basketball Jones, Turnpike Flasher, and The Ghost Of Superfan Present
02/13/01 - Things To Do In Denver While You're Alive
02/12/01 - 1-2-3 Trendy!, Murder In The Sixth Degree of Separation, and Et Tu, Kent?
02/08/01 - Tabloid Mania, Brains vs. Brawn, and Alternate Career Paths
02/06/01 - Media Darling II, Biomedical Secrets Revealed!, and Hitler Lives In Lakewood
02/05/01 - Return To The Scene Of The Crime, and WE: An Ode To The Superfan
02/02/01 - Media Darling, Please Stop The Drip-Drop, and Mr. Madonna
01/31/01 - Beauty School Dropout, The Springerization Of America, and Name That Runner
01/30/01 - Grand Theft Auto, Murph Is Groooovy, and The Co-Worker Blues
01/29/01 - Run, Forest, RUN!, Foustfest '01, and Punt, Pass & Program
01/26/01 - The Winged Feet Of Glory, It Ain't Rocket Science, and International Diplomacy
01/25/01 - Beefhead, Musical Genius, and The Sky Is Falling!
01/19/01 - Idiots Travel In Packs of 4, Stripped Comics, and Bathroom Tales
01/16/01 - Architecture 101, Chalk Up The W, and Wedding Bells For Jon
01/15/01 - Scavenger Boy, Job (In)Security, and That's Not A Smile It's A Grimace
01/10/01 - Run For Your Life, The Blind Date King, and A Hypoxic Vacation
01/08/01 - Agony Of Da Feet, A Thunderless Herd, and The Jetta Express
01/05/01 - Psycho Chicks, Cubicle Olympics, and Can I Get Voted ON The Island?
01/04/01 - Sputum, They Call Me Jonny Politics, and Booze & Bets Don't Mix
01/02/01 - Bachelors On The Run, Mullet Hunting, and Baby New Mayor
12/26/00 - Martha Who?, Santa Been Berry-Berry Good To Me, and Holy Smokes!
12/22/00 - Flora Street Revisited, Sports Anti-Marketing, and Father Time's Been Drinking
12/18/00 - Who's Your Daddy?, If You Can't Play Nice- Don't Play With Dan, and A Titanic Waste Of Money
12/12/00 - Hurricane Boals, Human Cloning Already Exists, and Cyber-Shop 'Til You Drop
12/08/00 - Cold Is Good, Cold Is Your Friend
12/06/00 - Let Me Ride, Ridiculous Spice, and Jon-Claude Kelly
12/03/00 - Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', Construction Sucks, and Somebody PLEASE Help Me!
12/02/00 - YEEEEHAWWWW!, MVPs For Everybody, and Really, How Hard Is It To Get Clearance?
12/01/00 - Fumblerooski, Let It Snow, and The Napsterization Of America
11/26/00 - Runaway Father Of The Bride, Toast Of The Town, and A Backwards Butt
11/25/00 - Donna The Great, Celebrity Dating, and What Is A Bachelor Anyway?
11/24/00 - Bird Is The Word, Politics-Schmolitics, and Pissin' People Off
11/23/00 - So Long C-Town, Mitch-In-Boots, and At Least It's Not Minneapolis
11/22/00 - Consarnit!, Bearkat Nikki's No Joke, and Where Have All The Sane People Gone?
11/21/00 - Tennis Anyone?, Bib = Good, and Where's A Cartographer When You Need One?
11/20/00 - What's A Herd Trail?, Kara The Love Of My Life, and UC Better Watch Out
11/19/00 - Here Comes The Sun, Good Guitarists Come In Small Packages, and What Is This Evil Thing Called Beer?
11/18/00 - Who Let The Dogs Out, Prozac Pez, and Music Is The Medicine
11/17/00 - Roadside Follies, A Hair-Raising Experience, and The Young Chicks Dig Me

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