Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. Monica: What’s this? Phoebe: That’s a dog, every house should have a dog. Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof. Phoebe: Well, maybe it’s so big because the house was built on radioactive waste. Chandler: And is this in case the house sneezes? Phoebe: No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic. Monica: I don’t want a ghost. Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

The One With The Dollhouses

Joey: Oh my.

Chandler: I know. See, yes. That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.

Rachel: What thing? What is this thing? Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel. Rachel: Oh my God!

The One With A Chick And A Duck

Phoebe: What?! Monica, I’m scared!! Monica: All right. Honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve.

Chandler: Step away from the duck.

The One With The Screamer

Chandler: Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter. Ross: Ahhh. Joey: Yeah, right

Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason is sensitive,but now so’s Vince  Plus, Vince has the body y'know? So… It’s really just about the math.

The One With Ross's Thing

Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! Ross: Dude, what are you doing?

Monica: Please tell me you’re stopping now.

The One With The Ultimate Fighting Championship

Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back. Phoebe: And this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.

The One At The Beach