Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?

Monica: Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.

Ross: Okay, I’m done with my choices, these are final. Rachel: All right let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?

Chandler: Okay, on three. One....Two.... Joey: Why don’t we just go on two. Chandler: Why two? Joey: Because it’s faster. Chandler: Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk.

The One With Frank Jr.

Monica: Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.

Ross: Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!

Ross: Ouch! Phoebe: What? Ross: Stupid balls are in the way.

Chandler: Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life.

The One With The Flashback