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In the good old days, the men of Europe, Japan, and a host of other locales lived by the code of chivalry. While this code differed slightly from culture to culture, it basically set forth what it meant to be a man. This code was quite primitive however, as it usually involved lengthy and complicated rules on how to treat women properly and with respect. It eventually faded out of everyday life, with a few random "rules" existing in modern societies.
All is about to change however. In today's society, with feminists gaining ground left and right and certain liberal groups lobbying to destroy everything manly, a unified code must be established to unite men against the evils that have been wrought upon this world. This time, the code will not have the aforementioned flaw that destroyed it previously. This code shall be the code of virility.
For those of you unaware of the meaning of the word virility (and too lazy to get a dictionary...good for you!), it is akin to the word "manliness", but is much better because its etymological origin is Latin (Latin being one of many things considered "virile"). I will end this guide a bit prematurely now as I await the deliverance of the Articles of Virility from the most virile person alive today. He, who we shall know simply as Andy, is the finest master of virility in recent history and as such he deserves your utmost respect. Without the Articles of Virility, I cannot complete this page; instead I merely offer you a comprehensive list of all that which is virile.
The List of Virility
Laziness
Bacon
Physics
Math
Steak
Chicken Wings
Andy
Bmano
Bill Snelling
Shigeru Miyamoto
Chocolate
Latin
Tenors
The playing of: trombone, drum set, tuba, jazz bass, and french horn
Perfect Dark
Kung-Pow!
Patriarchal societies
Heterosexuality
J.S. Bach
Polygamy
YP
Ninjas
Suits and tuxedoes
Pierce Brosnan
Sean Connery
James Bond in general
Explosions
That is about it for objectified virility. Check back as I begin to unravel certain virile questions, such as:
How does one become so confident in his or her sexuality that he or she can be called virile?
How can feminine virility exist?
How should a virile man treat his women?
What can I do to show others the perpetual light of virility?