NEW SURVIVOR SHOW

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Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Well, let's take a look at the rules of Domestic Survivor.

* Six men will be dropped on an island with one van and three kids each, for six weeks.

* Each kid plays two sports, and either takes music or dance classes.

* Each man must take care of his three kids, and keep his assigned house clean.

* They must run all errands such as the drugstore, Wal-Mart, grocery shop, etc.

* They must cook, do laundry, help their assigned kids study, and correct all homework, complete science projects, and cook dinner each night.

* The men only have access to television after the kids have gone to bed and all chores are done. However, there is only one TV between them, and there is no remote.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply either while driving or while making four lunches.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; be a committee chairman of something; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian teepee model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a four-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote them off the island based on poor performance.

The winner gets to go back to his job.