• · Sunny:Anyone wanna buy a uterus? If I do end up being brave enough to go through with the hysterectomy I'm going to have my uterus stuffed and then I'll sell it on Ebay. (It ain't medical waste if it's been stuffed!)

  • · Sunny:For the "insert" key on my keyboard. This fucker is the bane of my existance. Without fail, at least twice a day, I'll go to correct something while typing without realizing that earlier I'd hit the fucking "insert" key so I start typing over what I had written. Sometimes this'll happen while I'm doing revisions and because I'm lame and look at the keys when I type (shuddup), I'll have written over an entire paragraph before realizing it. I HATE THE FUCKING INSERT KEY. It's 5mm away from the backspace, so I hit it constantly. Why the hell is it even there???? I'm ripping the goddamn thing off.

  • ·Mikkilanders·I fuck up all the time, lol... it should be my middle name
    ·Mikkilanders·Mikki Fuck-up Landers... nice ring, huh?

  • ·Rance|ADC· I hate taking a leak with a stiffy.
    ·BleiFrei· I don't shake it when i pee
    ·Rance|ADC· Shake it more than twice and it's considered masturbation!!

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         • topic • Alchemistchic• does anyone know where i can get any rare rammstein tracks from the 80's?
         • topic author Eitropfen (Fri May 10 12:46:34 2002))
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  • ·BlackAngel· Your momma is so loose, it's like tossing a hot dog down the hallway!

  • ·DJSatansfury· If i were gay, you'd all have sore arses


  • Message #33: From: TwigEater [ Tuesday 21st May 2002 at 09:56am ]
    Duckee! Busted! http://sami.li.wasarrested.com/S-Mass/Boston/masturbating/

  • ·hecate0rammstein·to all american rammstein fans dont take me up on this but i think this tour is comming around and rammstein is suposedly on it so just go to the site http://www.pledgeofallegiancetour.com there ya go
    ·swag|RVD· that tour was over almost a year ago


  • •BlackAngel• your mom blows
    ·swag|HBK· so what
  • •Mason• People are idiots by nature
    •Mason• That's the way of the world
    •Heatherd (to Danielle)• cuz the world is 90% idiots and 10% us people who have to deal with said idiots.
    •Mason•There's a saying I have... The customer is always right, unless he's wrong, which tends to be most of the time
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