And The Winner Is...
SCULLY: "No - a little higher...wait, lower...okay, Neil,
right there.
(dialing) Hello? Assistant Director Skinner? We've solved
the cellphone reception problem..."
From the mind of
Cuts
The Runners Up
One genuine quality FBI agent! Slightly used. Do I hear 50 dollars, I hear 50 dollars... 55? 55 from the little lady
with the red hair...
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Mulder: Neil, just a little higher, O.K. Scully get me the paint brush I think I can reach that spot now!!
Carol
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"Mulder, this is our LAST trip to Tokyo!"
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Mulder is shocked to discover that the Green Men were not as little as he had previously thought.
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Green Guy: Do you think it'll fit in the trunk?
Scully: If not we can just fold it over, and cram it in. TAXI!
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Sadly, a distinct lack of logs for the caber-toss caused Dinosaur Neil to improvise.
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Scully: "I warned you about how large pet iguanas can grow, but did you listen to me? Nooooo..."
The Contenders
(in chronological order)
"Are you ready to catch him, Agent Scully?"
"Wait a second, my heel's caught on something . . ."
Jenna | February 14, 1999
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Competing for Scully's affection, Dinosaur Neil decided to show her how strong he was by picking up Mulder. Afterwards Mulder attempted to pick up Dinosaur Neil and was soon taken to a emergency room of the nearest hospital.
Frodo Underhill | February 14, 1999
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Dinosaurs, Mulder? Yeah, that'll be the day.
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Scully: Run for your life! It's the MULDER TOSSING COMPETITION!
Judge: Nice toss Neil. I'd say... 8.5
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There is nothing more deadly than a paranoid FBI agent being hurled across the room. BEWARE, SCULLY, BEWARE!!!!
Bartok | February 14,
1999
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Scully: "I'll never understand male bonding. I'm out of here."
Strawberryshake | February 14, 1999
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"All in favor of the dinosaur body-slamming Mulder?"
SCULLY: "Aye"
MULDER: "Naaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!"
Shell1013 | February 14, 1999
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Mulder: "Scully, heeeelllppp!"
Scully: "You want aliens? You got aliens. Have fun getting acquainted guys, I'm outta here."
Napoleon | February 14, 1999
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Mulder: SCULLY! THIS AIN'T THE GREEN GIANT!!!!!
Michelle | February 14, 1999
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Neil: hey is this yours??
Scully: you take him, i don't want him
Neil: What makes you think i do?
Scully: Oh brother...
Mags | February 14, 1999
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What the hell is going on here?
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Scully: That doesn't impress *me*, Mr Dinosaur. *I* did the levitation trick in week 13!"
Ludo | February 15, 1999
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As Mulder becomes a little drowsy, he crawls into Dinosaur Neil's arms. As he falls into a deep sleep Scully runs off to find a bed of her own fully equipped with "Magic Fingers".
jen | February 15, 1999
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Scully: "That's the last time you'll ditch me Mulder!"
Scully yells as Dinosaur Neil prepares to launch Mulder onto the field, he had lost the javlin earlier that day.
Laura | February 15, 1999
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Run, Scully! I'll hold him off! Say, is this macho display turning you on at all? Oof! Al...most...got him!
Elena | February 15, 1999
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Scully's new personal trainer demonstrates how you can do strength training with common household objects.
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Mulder: SCULLY! HEEEEELLLP MMMMEEEEE!
Scully: Just a minute Mulder, I've almost found what you're looking for
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I'm not going to add a caption to this picture, it's just too damn silly!
Madman | February 15, 1999
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Now . Godzilla prepares for the final throw of their routine
dustin | February 15, 1999
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Scully: Excuse me, waiter? I don't think my partner's entree has been cooked long enough.
Eriu | February 15, 1999
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A woman is a woman, and this dinosaur used to be a man
A woman is a woman, and this dinosaur used to be a man
One good thing about him, he knows how to jive and wail!
Kawcrow | February 15, 1999
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Scully: Hold on a minute, Mulder! There's a very intriguing insect over here!
Kawcrow | February 15, 1999
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Scully: Yeah, put it right there, Neil. No, a little to the left.
Kawcrow | February 15, 1999
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Superheroes Do "Swan Lake"
Kawcrow | February 15, 1999
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Using her girlhood gymnastics training, Scully prepares to cartwheel to the spot she knows Mulder dropped his gun. The freakish alien anticipates her move and decides to throw the unconscious Mulder
at her.
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After Mulder's blown scully off yet again, she's grateful that she too, makes friends in odd places.
Stephanie | February 15, 1999
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...Scully still trying to walk the yellow line (hic)...
Meanwhile Mulder has come to the startling revelation that this creature can disguise itself as a county trooper!
Jon | February 15, 1999
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"Neil," yelled Scully, "hand me that wooden club! The alien's getting away!"
Red | February 15, 1999
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Scully: Run for your life the alien hybrid has gone insane!
Mulder: Dear god no! save yourself scully.
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Mulder: Ooooo, Dinosaur Neil, you're so forceful!
Dinosaur Neil (thinking): Stay still, Girlie Man! I need to use you as a club to knock out the hot redhead!
Scully: Mr. Carter? Can I be excused? I think that I'm going to be sick.
jENNI | February 15, 1999
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Yet another Dreamland spinoff coming next week, only on FOX!
Watch as Scully and Dinosaur Neal switch bodies! Look on in wonder as Scully FINALLY decides to make "the" first move. And laugh as Mulder, as always, is last to learn about it all!
Mulder: SCULLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A "BIG" GAY GREEN MAN!
Scully in Dino Neal's body (thinking): I'm not a man and I'm not gay! I just don't want to let go of this ass of steel!
Dino Neal in Scully's body: TAXI! CAN I GET A TAXI HERE? I want to leave before I barf all over the camera. By the way, I'M NOT GAY! I'm a dinosaur.
Alexis Fausy | February 15, 1999
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Scully: "Forget it Mulder, he's not your type"
GAGGH | February 15, 1999
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Scully: Mulder! Not only is he green, but he smells like he lives in your bedroom! How could you just jump into his arms like that!?!
Mulder: I yam what I yam.
Crazy.Guy | February 15, 1999
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Scully: "....Nevermind, I don't want to know."
Strawberryshake | February 15, 1999
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Dinosaur Neil: "Nice shoes, Mulder, are they Bruno Magli?"
Scully: "Oh brother, and I thought Barney was bad."
Strawberryshake | February 15, 1999
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Mulder: Alright alright, I'll say it... Diana is a Bitch.
Scully: Okay, put him down.
KDLENE | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: "Scully, what is he doing?"
Scully: "Well, right now the 'razor's edge'. He'll need to practice a lot more though if he's going to make it to the WWF."
Mulder: "He knows the moves are faked, right?"
Scully: "Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure."
Melanie | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: Aw come on Scully, we need you for the human pyramid, it only works with three people.
Agent X | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Scully, it's got me!
Scully: Just a minute Mulder, I need to see the end of Dawson's Creek.
Steph or sumpthin' | February 16, 1999
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scully: that's it mulder. I saved you from the thing but this is too much!
mulder: NO, scully he's looking at me funny!
onomis | February 16, 1999