While one day wandering about aimlessly as I often do, I found myself wandering further from home than I normally do. Of course, my mind was in the clouds which is normal for me. The weather was hot and misty from the nearby radioactive waterfall and as I said, I was just walking along, staring up at said clouds which are actually nonexistant, but for the sake of said story, they were there damn it. So I was staring up at said (Actually nonexistant...) existant clouds when I slipped on the wet radioactive grass. I found myself tumbling down a large hill, rolling over and over becoming very dizzy, actually dizzier than normal, when 'SMACK' I faceplanted into a large building.

Standing up, covered in radioactive grass-stains and mud, I found myself gazing up at a large whateveritwas. Not knowing what I'd find inside and being overy curious as I often am, I chose to walk around to the front. The building in question was military cement colored, made of concrete and metal, and stood looming over me. Now not being very bright, I let curiosity kill the cat even though I don't know where said cat came from and I approached the Oz-emerald green door. Reaching forth, I turned the stainless steel handle and to my surprise (and glee!ness), it opened.

The first thing I see... is nothing. It's too dark. So I pull out my trusty Zippo and light it. Reaching down, for good luck, I licked the flame before continuing. In the middle of the room, there I saw a cord hanging from the ceiling. Not knowing what this cord was connected to or what would result, (as I said, not very bright) I pulled it. BLINK. An overhead light. Repocketing my Zippo, I saw a large black desk. Immediately my eyes darted to the small glass jar on the desktop. Within this jar, green goo. Gooooo. How fun. After which, I noticed the desk sign read 'Information'. Approaching the jar, I took off the silver lid and peered inside. It didn't move. No it wasn't monster blood. So I sniffed it. It smelled horrid... like bell peppers. So I replaced the lid on it and put it back on the desk.

Venturing toward the back of said introductory room, I find another door. This one is red and bears the title 'High Voltage'. Walking over to it, I see a metal box. It is labeled 'Power Source'. Opening it, I flip the main power switch and hear the bulding come to life with electricity. I open the door and peer inside. Through said door sunlight streams through the many windows. I find many animal containment devices. So far, I can't see anything living in said containment boxes so I stroll down the aisleway, making my way toward the rear of the room. Upon reaching the rear door, something jumps me!

From behind I am struck by something small and hard. It pushes me forward with enough force to knock me face-first into the door. Turning around quickly as I dust myself off (again), I see a little creature. It's black and green and has odd fleshy patches where it appears to have bone exposed. Staring at said creature for a few minutes I decide to touch it. Walking forward, the little creature standing its ground, I reach out and poke it in the forehead. It proceeds to blink at me, staring up at with an expression that could only mean 'are you stupid?'. From that moment on, he was my friend. Deciding upon the name 'Decay' he became the first test subject in my new lab. The end.

In other words... I was walking through the woods one day, I fell down a hill, bounced off a barn, found a wild tiniquine, and made my new stable. Wheeeeeeeee!