It's time for the

Action Man Personality Quiz!

1. When you see a microwave, you

a. pay it no attention

b. decide better of using it, in case there's a hidden camera inside

c.  wonder how you could use that radiation to your advantage...

d. marvel over the plug

e. think, 'Hey, chow!', and pop last night's left-overs in

f. remember the way it's been acting, and promptly get out your tool box

g. wish you could eat something besides apples and Styrofoam

2. You're driving down the road and see a Petroleum tank.  You

a. blow it up with a bullet

b. lead your arch nemesis over to it and trick them into blowing it up with a bullet

c. watch your friend lead your arch nemesis over to it and trick them into blowing it up with a bullet...from a safe distance

d. crash into the open planes alongside the road, thus expelling yourself from the plot

e. blow it up with a bomb

f. just keep driving along in your big ol' house of a car...What's so great about petroleum, anyway?

g. You're not old enough to drive

3. Your favorite form of transportation is:

a. a motorcycle

b. a small airplane

c. if it's exciting, what does it matter?

d. a large airplane

e. a blimp

f. as long as it's highly rated in safety...

g. your boss's blimp

4. Your catch phrase is:

a. "I'm afraid not."

b. "I got ya' invitation, right here!"

c. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

d. "Majory tweaked."

e. "Grrr!" *zap, zap*

f. "AMP IT UP!" (I know, it's obvious.  So sue me...)

g. anything you can say slowly and seductively

5. If voted Miss America, you would

a. make sure body suits were the height of fashion

b. try to make everyone more like you

c. fix everything there is to fix in the world

d. gladly sponsor any soda or makeup company

e. peel off that fancy dress and throw on some jeans, glad it's over

f. glow radiantly with pride

g. create world peace

6. You favorite food is:

a. fish n' chips

b. burgers and fries and LOTS of SODA!

c. Tic-Tacs

d. granola, fruit, and milk.  You just like healthy stuff

e. energy bars

f. something with lots of nutrients to keep you going

g. escargot

7. It's your birthday!  You ask for

a. a day without your boss/parents on your butt every five minutes, cripes!

b. nothing too great, just a little party with your friends

c. money.  Lots and lots of money

d. smoke detectors and fluorescent lights...O.o

e. a pocket protector!

f. a nice, new, shiny wrench

g. the class jock's head on a platter

8. What's your favorite thing to do after work/school?

a. balance your check book!

b. surf the web for interesting new stuff

c. your job never ends

d. throw up

e. flop on the couch with the channel flipper and much a few chips

f. build a perpetual motion machine.  Again

g. exercise

Find your answers on the table and write 'em down somewhere.  Find which sign you have e most of and proceed down to the...

RESULTS! (no peeking!)

Mostly *= Alex Mann!  Nice job, heroic one!  Never again may your friend/arch nemesis call you a wimp.  You enjoy being in athletic events and don't mind being in front of a large crowd of people, although you probably only like to have a small group of friends as opposed to a huge group.

Mostly #= Desmond "Grinder" Sinclair!  Do you like to fix things and can you solve all your friends technical problems?  Or are you just really into big planes?  Whatever it is, it's cool.

Mostly ^= Rikki Sygn-Baines!  Just because you got this one doesn't mean you're a wimp, although the evidence is there.  You probably just like to get things done and organize people to get their things done.  You could be a great business leader one day.

Mostly @= Fidget Wilson!  Feisty, are we?  You're  rebel and you know it.  Being rebellious doesn't keep you from life's pleasantries, though.  You're probably more comfortable in a casual place than a fancy or formal one, and don't mind being the center of attention.

Mostly &= Dr. X!  You're a definite leader.  You're a little strange, maybe, but people tend to side with you anyway.  You love power and domination.  Not necessarily a bad thing, if it doesn't get out of hand.  Keep yourself in check, and you'll go far.

Mostly %= Tempest!  You're intelligent, but you have a bit of a quick temper.  You may even be considered juvenile by some, and that gets to you.  Do you like electricity?

Mostly $= Asazi!  You're a tough girl, but unlike the Fidget's in the sense that you don't push your femininity out of your personality completely.  Any time your being a woman comes in handy, your likely to use it.  Or abuse it.  Be smart and remember what happened to Poison Ivy in the Batman & Robin movie after playing off her looks for so long.