Fidget: Welcome to the AMSA Awards' Ceremony!  I'll be hosting, with my friend, Keez.

Keez: (waving) Hi.

Fidget: Okay, so the ceremony was a little...later than I said it would be.  At least you're getting a ceremony!

Keez: She did change the date on the main page so there wouldn't be any proof.

Fidget: Indeed I did.

Keez: So, are we gonna pass this stuff out or what?

Fidget: Keep your shorts on, girl.  Which reminds me, why in the world are you wearing shorts in February?

Keez: High body heat.

Fidget: Of course.  Uh...anyways, for the first category was 'Best Poem'.  Poems are odd things to write, because they're less grammar and plot and more feelings.

Keez: Which makes them suckier a lot of the time.

Fidget: (glaring) Not necessarily, you just have no feelings.

Keez: This is tue.

Fidget: And so, a poem was nominated and voted and all that junk, and eventually it won.

Keez: Cool.

Fidget: And, the winner of the 2001 AMSA Best Poem is...