"What the hell?"
-"Why is there a guy pushing a basketball in a wheelchair?"
-"Julia is a girl, and I(Bill) am a boy"
-"I have a bug bite and it itches"
-when entering Pilgrim "What's that smell?"
-Brian, how are you today? "Pretty bad...no wait...that was yesterday."
-"Brian, the real question is if everybody jumped off a cliff would you even know about it? No, but Cliff would."
-"If you can pinch it, we can pierce it! Hey, Where's Kat (Humes)?"
-"...it's like a hug as your walking..."
"You know, you're going to need one of those motion trackers just to visit Adam. Ok, I have one bleep....OH NO now there's two, now one, now two, now one..."
-"But my shoes"
-"You can't get any more parental consent than sleeping with a sixteen-year-old and her mother."
-"Crabshark! Sharkcrab! Crabshark! SHARKCRAB!"
-"This is Adam he'll be on maintenance this week"
-"OH! The power's still on!"
-"Oh my God, they killed Manny!" ".....*sigh*...where.."
-"No Fake!"
-"So did everything go well when I was gone." "As always"
-"Oh my God! It's on a pink PostIt!"
-"Well, I am the Program Coordinator."
-"No, Adam, you need to stretch it out. Make it last three four weeks."
-"We Want Jelly Donuts."
-"Oh, sorry, forgot my razor."
-"Why won't she just quit!"
-"Christ woman will you shut up!"
-"First off Don, I want you to know the state trooper said it wasn't our fault.."
-"I know why we're sliding, he has those forks in the ground."
-"So Dottie what are we going to do three years from now and your in a wheelchair you old hag?"
-"Steel toed?" " No..OUCH!!! I said no!" " I thought you said yes."
-"It's not a computer, it's a PC."
-"I'm going to go play with my monkey now."
-"Kickin' it old school with the gimp."
-"We can't have babies, we don't have enough chips."
-"Please shut up Sean, I love my coffee cup."
-"Ouch. Snowflake in the eye."
-"Well we think about it doing it but then we figure Manuel's coming soon."
-"I find that one personally insulting" "Then don't read it."
-"Don't forget to shake it!"
-"I spent my day in meetings listening to people...bitch."
-"Gon'a run the kitchen?" "No they want a line dance."
-"One more week"
-"So how's life?" "Well, I like the cinnamon, but the regular is still my favorite."
-ZAP! "Oh, you did it too."
-ZAP! "No, that's not it."
-"Don't get up, it looks too hard."
-"So, can I use one of the vans" "I don't know, give me a bus report ands I'll tell you."
-"YOU KNOW THE CHAINSAW LADY!"
-"I'm vibrating, what can you do about it."
-"Sarah's coming." "...oh..."
-"That snacking hurt, you snacker!"
-"Welcome back my friend!"
-"Well, once again the camp is in chaos, and we're both drunk."
-"This cabin is dirty!" "Don, the cabin is crushed!" "But it's still dirty."
-"That's why Cat's here."
-"What's Cat got in his mouth? Ewww"
-"Wahat?"
-"I just saw a Cello walk out of the bathroom."
-"He has a very West Virginian outlook."
-"Evenin'"
-"I'll just have one beer, ehhh, four or five."
-"The little bastard drank my Pepsi."
-So how was your weekend? "Cleveland SUCKS!"
-"Well, that was country fun."
-"When did we have corn?"
-"Oh, look, a pickle."
-Where did you get that dirt? "Shhhh..."
-"My Downey ball"
-"Please"
-"There's a red non-alcoholic substance in my mug" You mean Kiliena's"
-tap, tap BOOM!!!
-"Guys! I can't hear"
-"Oh, fax."
-"Just run it over!"
-"What the hell are we suppose to do with these?"
-"Henry?"
-"You sell sack lunches here?!"
-"Look at that cute red head waving at me."
-"DON'T, TOUCH, ME..."
-"Ouch, ouch, ouch, Ahhh!"
-"He's absolute power in the U.C.C.!"
-"I'm telling you I hit a monkey!"
-"I'm not hitting a can of beer with a baseball bat."
-"Just like a clean little puppy."

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