With Nestlé's recent acquisition of Ralston Purina, we are excited to bring to you our newest nutritional products: Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow®!
We at Nestlé/Purina use only wholesome ingredients for Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow®, to deliver 100% of the Purina® Baby Nutrient Requirements (BNR) of vitamins, minerals and other nutrients for babies of all infant stages.
Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow®, our original formula, is the "Gold Standard" for baby foods. Careful research at our facilities at the Nestlé/Purina Baby Farm® has allowed us to develop our food with superior nutrition. With wholesome and pure ingredients such as vegetable oil, lactose, corn maltodextrin, and enzymatically hydrolyzed reduced minerals whey protein (from cow's milk), Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow® is well endowed with the nutrition your baby needs to be in top condition. And you'll find that your baby also loves the taste!
Nestlé/Purina® has created a special blend of real lamb, rice and other high quality ingredients to give babies a tasty food they love and the nutrition they require to thrive. What else should you feed your cute n’ cuddly baby, than cute n’ cuddly lamb? In addition to giving the food a meaty flavor, the real lamb also adds extra dietary fat for energy and a glossy head of hair. Just as important, Baby Chow® with Lamb & Rice is formulated for high digestibility, which helps that babies receive all the important nutrients they need to be their best for all those standardized educational tests they’ll face in just a few short years.
Nestlé/Purina’s® Goats & Granola formulation contains real Goats’ Milk to appeal to the health-food conscious baby owner. The fiber in Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow® Goats & Granola comes from real granola, specially processed to be gentle. This is the Baby Chow to use if regular stool habits in your baby are important to you.
Nestlé/Purina realizes that not all owners can give their babies the exercise they need to stay fit & trim. That's where Baby Chow® Trim can help. Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow® Trim contains 30% fewer calories than regular Baby Chow® to help your little sumo wrestler shed those extra pounds that could shorten his life, while still using most of the same wholesome ingredients of regular Nestlé/Purina Baby Chow®.
Nestlé/Purina: Bringing out the very best in babies and pets since 1867 and 1894, respectively.
This is a work of satire: neither Nestle nor Purina have any plans that I am aware of to market any "baby chow" and if they did I don't think they offer such formulations as are part of my hyperbole. They also don't have a baby farm. The one statement here that does have a grain of truth is the ingredient list under baby chow: these are the first few ingredients of Carnation Good Start. The logos are Nestle's and Purina's, I just squished them together to see what a combined logo might look like.
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