All I need to know, I learned from Rurounin Kenshin Be sure to duck or run for cover when women begin throwing things at you Never insult a woman's cooking Never judge a person by their appearance Always return a woman's CLEAN (this means it should be cleaner than when you received it) When a swordsman's eyes change, RUN FAST Age differences don't matter when it comes to love Look for a guy who likes to clean and can cook well (being able to use a sword to protect you isn't too bad either) Swords don't have to be used--sometimes fists work just as well Even the kindest men have the capabilities to kill (especially when it comes to the women they love) Never walk in on a woman in the bath, even if you think she may be committing suicide Never insult someone's mother No matter how good a swordsman you are, you can't defend yourself from a cat Never look a villain in the eyes or you may find yourself unable to move Don't say the battle is over till the villain is either dead or taken away by the police