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| WELCOME TO DOCTOR BERNARTE'S OFFICIAL WEBSITE |
| MEDICINE 101 for patients and non-medical professionals who wish to know anything about common diseases. |
| Introducing the MEDICAL TRIVIA SERIES, an interesting look on anything medical about people, events, and places. Updated almost monthly. |
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| WORLDWIDE WILDSIDE for the latest news and trends in medicine, music, and politics across the globe. Updated daily. |
| NEW FEATURES |
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| OLYMPIC UPDATES for the latest on the upcoming Olympiad in Athens 2004. Plus, hot scoops on the next winter games in Turin 2006 and summer games in Beijing 2008. |
| THE DIALOGUES, unabashedly witty commentaries on the prevailing social order, global politics, and human existence itself. |
| BERNARTE LEARNS TO ROCK, a high-falutin', tryin'-hard shot on music, movie, and literary criticism. |
| FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, where Dr. Bernarte proudly presents his photographic (not pornographic) artwork. |
| GOL!!! (pronounced and shouted like that of an obese football hooligan) Pure football crap to be found here. |
| HALL OF FAME, a site honoring outstanding and magnificent achievements of mankind. |
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| WHOA!, the museum of modern art in this website. Here, we also get to bash some critically-acclaimed masterpieces. |
| the non-sense personal page of dr. bernarte |
| POETICA, an anthology of literary works from the most florid tongues in classical poetry. |
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| UNIVERSAL, a simple guide to astronomy at an idiotic to moronic intellectual level. |
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