FADE IN:

INT. FRONT HALL - EVENING


Xena is looking at various weapons along the walls as Gabrielle inspects art hung there as well. It’s clear that they’re waiting to hear the king’s response.

GABRIELLE
Kinda eclectic, isn’t he?


XENA
Most definitely. These look
more like an art collection
than a weapons display.

PALAEMON
(from the end of the hall)
That’s because they are.

They both turn and smile when he approaches them with a huge smile and arms wide open. He hugs them both with one arm.

PALAEMON
(cont’d)
It is so good to
see you again.

He pulls back and whistles low and appreciatively.

PALAEMON
(cont’d)
I see that time hasn’t had
the same effect on you that
it has on we mere mortals.

XENA

Time in deep freeze doesn’t
make us immortal.
Just well preserved.


PALAEMON
I guess it doesn’t matter how
it happened. What matters is
it happened. Come! Where
are my manners? Let me get
you some food and wine!

He gestures down the hall and they take a few steps ahead of him. Xena leans toward Gabrielle and whispers.

XENA

Does he seem just a bit
too happy to see us?

GABRIELLE

He is acting a little odd.

PALAEMON
Vidalus will be
thrilled to see you.

GABRIELLE
You’re still together?

PALAEMON
Why wouldn’t we be?

GABRIELLE
Well, I um... I....

XENA
We weren’t sure you would
make good traveling companions
when we last saw you. You had
quite a chip on your shoulder.

PALAEMON

I suppose I did, but he became a
good friend. After a while I couldn’t
really think of life without him.

XENA
It’s good to see you’ve
gotten rid of the chip.

PALAEMON
I did. Because of you and the
things I learned from my friend.


Xena and Gabrielle just smile knowingly as they follow him.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. DINING ROOM - EVENING


Xena and Gabrielle sit with Palaemon at a large table. Dinner is complete and now they are sipping from golden goblets.

XENA
So where is Vidalus?

PALAEMON
Well, I’m afraid that we have a
situation here that has him a
bit upset.  I had hoped he would
come down to dinner, but, well
Vidalus can be so emotional
I’m sure he didn’t want
you to see him like that.

GABRIELLE
What’s the problem?

Xena notices that Palaemon seems to try and hide a smile as he prepares his answer, almost as if he is pleased and they’ve been caught in some trap.

PALAEMON
My son is getting married.

XENA
How is that a problem?


Palaemon knows that the jig is up; Xena knows something is going on. He decides to be straight with them.

PALAEMON
My son, Valius was the product
of a short and very intense
time with a young Amazon.

GABRIELLE
Well, that explains that.

PALAEMON
Excuse me?

XENA
We heard that your kingdom was
here and that there was some
connection to the Amazons.
That’s why we came. To see
you and find out if there was
some sort of problem since
they’ve all disappeared.

PALAEMON

My problem isn’t
because they’re gone.

He sighs and shakes his head.


PALAEMON
(cont’d)
It is sort of because
they’re gone.

GABRIELLE
Start from the top.

PALAEMON
Val is marrying Alicia.
King Dameus is expecting
to meet his mother and me.

XENA

But she’s not around.

PALAEMON
Right and never has been.
The whole reason Val is even
here is because I had the
unfortunate luck to be held
hostage by the Amazon’s
during a mating ritual.

XENA
I see. So they used
you as a stud service?

PALAEMON
And when Val was born his mother
returned him to me. So I guess
since I got my son out of it, it wasn’t
that unfortunate. Anyhow, Rhea....

GABRIELLE
Rhea!

PALAEMON

Yeah, did you know her?

GABRIELLE

Yes, she was part of a tribe
we once lent a hand.

PALAEMON
She was a sweet girl, but Val was
not welcome in the tribe so she
brought him to me and I never
saw her again. Vidalus is the closest
thing to a mother Val has ever had.

XENA

But he’s not the one you
want to present to Dameus?

PALAEMON
Right.

GABRIELLE
And Vidalus isn’t
taking it well?


PALAEMON
Right again.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. BEDCHAMBER - NIGHT


Xena is washing up in a basin as Gabrielle sits in front of the fire staring at the flames. She joins Gabrielle on the floor.

XENA
Dinar for your thoughts.


GABRIELLE
I’m not sure they’re
worth that much.

XENA
Care to share?

Gabrielle leans back into Xena’s arms, resting her head on her shoulder, but continuing to stare at the flames.

GABRIELLE
Does it seem to you that we
keep finding ourselves involved
in the lives of Amazon progeny?

Xena chuckles and kisses Gabrielle’s temple.

XENA
They do seem to pop up
in the strangest places.

GABRIELLE
How long do you think it’s
going to take Palaemon to get
up the courage to ask us for help?

XENA
If we sneak out before breakfast,
he won’t have a chance.

Gabrielle chuckles and seems to sink further into Xena’s embrace.

GABRIELLE
That quickly?

XENA
I’ll bet my saddle on it.

GABRIELLE
Are we going to?

XENA
Do you want to?

GABRIELLE
Yes and no.

XENA
That was decisive.

GABRIELLE
Well, on one hand I want to help
anyone of Amazon blood, but on
the other hand, I must admit I’m
not wild about getting involved in
something that has Vidalus so
upset. I dunno, it just seems
wrong for Palaemon to be trying
to deny his place in Val’s life.

XENA
Ah yes, but Dameus has a large
army he’s not afraid to use. So if
something goes wrong here, it
could be the end of this kingdom.
No wedding, no Vidalus, no nothing.

GABRIELLE
You’re not playing fair. You’re
making it impossible for me to
justify making Palaemon get
himself out of this mess.

XENA
Shall we wait until morning
and see if he even asks?

GABRIELLE
Sure. I guess it’s not our problem
unless we make it our problem huh?

XENA
Exactly, and in the meantime,
we can enjoy that big soft bed.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. GARDENS - MORNING


Gabrielle is walking through the palace gardens. In the distance Xena can be seen doing a series of sword drills. Gabrielle has a scroll tucked under her arm and is apparently looking for a place to sit and write. As she comes to a bench she finds Vidalus seated and looking miserable.

GABRIELLE
Morning.

He looks up at her and gestures aimlessly.

GABRIELLE
(cont’d)
May I join you?


VIDALUS
Of course.

She takes a seat and there is an uneasy silence between them for a moment.

VIDALUS
(cont’d)
I’m sorry I didn’t join you
for dinner last night. I
was rather out of sorts.

GABRIELLE

I understand. Palaemon
kind  of explained
what was going on.

VIDALUS

I’m not speaking to
him at the moment.

GABRIELLE
I can understand that.

VIDALUS
After all these years! After
everything we’ve gone through
together, he has the nerve to
treat me like this during one of the
most important times in Val’s life.

GABRIELLE
I don’t think he wants
to exclude you.

VIDALUS
Of course he does. How can he
think of bringing some woman
in here to pose as Val’s mother
and not think he’s excluding me?

GABRIELLE
Good point.

Gabrielle looks over at Xena and considers her next words carefully.

GABRIELLE
You know, Xena and I
had a daughter together.

VIDALUS
You did?

GABRIELLE
Yup, a beautiful little girl named Eve.
And there were times when Xena
was pregnant that I felt excluded.
We weren’t sure for a long time
exactly how she got pregnant and
I think I held that against her. I
knew she hadn’t been unfaithful to
me, but somewhere in the back
of my mind there was this
nagging little voice, ya know?

VIDALUS
I can imagine.

GABRIELLE
But as the baby grew and Xena
began to glow with the pregnancy
somehow I came to realize that she
was changing both physically and
mentally and that it was a good thing.
I put up with morning sickness and
mood swings and.... Gods the
cravings that woman had
would make a cannibal sick.

Gabrielle notices that a short smile flicker’s across his face so she presses on.


GABRIELLE
(cont’d)
So suddenly we had this
precious little girl with us.


VIDALUS
I remember the day Val was
brought to us. I fell in love the
second I laid eyes on him.

GABRIELLE

Same with Eve and me.

VIDALUS
I helped raise him the best way
I knew how.  Pal and Val... the
two most important men in my
life. I did my best and now....

He stops and his head drops.

GABRIELLE
Xena and I didn’t get to raise Eve.
She grew up without us and when
we found her she had become
Livia, the Bitch of Rome.

VIDALUS
Oh Gods! How did that happen?

GABRIELLE

It’s a long and unimportant story,
but what I’m trying to say is that
you have been an important part
of Val’s life, all his life. He is who
he is today because you were
there to help him. No matter
what happens, Val will always
carry a part of you with him.

VIDALUS
And I’m being silly?

Gabrielle bumps shoulders with him and takes his hand.

GABRIELLE
No, I don’t think you’re
being silly, but maybe
Xena and I could help.

VIDALUS
Would you do that for us?

GABRIELLE
To help keep your
family together, yes.

VIDALUS
Where is Eve now?

GABRIELLE

She’s dead.

VIDALUS
I’m sorry.

GABRIELLE
So am I.


CUT TO:

EXT. GARDEN - MORNING

Gabrielle wanders over to Xena who is wiping her face with a cloth before wiping down her blade with it.

GABRIELLE
I did a very silly thing.

XENA
I know.

GABRIELLE
Now, I know your hearing is
good, but I was WAY over there.

She gestures to the other side of the garden. Xena smiles and sheaths her sword. Taking Gabrielle’s hand they begin a slow stroll through the gardens.

XENA
I knew the second you sat down
on that bench we were going to
be involved. You don’t like to
see people hurting and it’s damn
clear that Vidalus is hurting.
And we sort of owe him.

Xena stops and turns Gabrielle so they’re facing each other. She gently cups her cheek.


XENA
(cont’d)
He did save my sight. Gave
me the ability to see the
beautiful things in my life.

Leaning in before Gabrielle can reply, Xena kisses her very tenderly, but with passion and playfulness as she nips her bottom lip before pulling away.

XENA
(cont’d)
Now the question is,
which one of us is going
to be Val’s mother?

GABRIELLE

I think you should do it. You
look more Palaemon’s type.

XENA
I think Vidalus is
Palaemon’s type.

GABRIELLE
You know... I’m not sure.
I mean I can’t tell....

Gabrielle begins to walk through the garden with Xena behind her.

XENA
We still need to decide.
I’ll flip you for it.


GABRIELLE
You do mean with
a coin right?

FADE OUT.

END OF ACT TWO

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