Kicking it old school
This picture from my Morehead days.  A friend invited me and some other people to his house to have some "fun".  It's not what you're thinking... It actually involved dressing Jeff up in evening wear.  Normally I would not take part in the viewing of such activities, but it so happens that the guy I had a huge crush on was there...(he's the guy on the far left sitting next to me).  I could never impress him though. The closest I ever got to pleasing him was baking him an apple pie. I'm sure a warm apple pie is as good as sex ;-)
Ok, so we were weird teenagers.  Our fun nights were filled with cigar smoking, wine drinking, theatrical hat wearing risk parties.  We didn't mind being a little off in high school. We felt that we were too good for the dumb-jock parties that the "popular" people went to. 
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