Bad Boys...
Would you look at that... Total disrespect for the image of the Wadsworth band program and a foul example of youth in America.  I'm so proud!  My influence on the younger generation of students is something that makes me proud. 
Me!
It's in my opinion that if they want people to take a sign like that seriously they would have put some barbed wire at the top.  And if you went to my high school... A mine field with snipers to catch the people skipping class.
OWEN
Don't let that innocent face fool you.  This guy is EVIL! He fools everyone into thinking that he's a sweet and lovable guy.  He's actually the person that I have to blame for a vice or two (Which I won't mention). 
In a different light he is also a good friend that taught me how to golf.  We are convinced he's a little light in the sneakers, but don't tell him I said that.
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