"Top Ten ways the Bible would have been written different, if written by college students"

#10 Loaves and fishes replaced by pizza and chips.

#9 Ten commandments are actually only 5, but they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like 10.
#8 Forbidden Fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food.

#7 Paul's letters to the Romans would be Paul's e-mail to the Romans

#6 Reason Cain killed Able: They were roommates.

#5 The place where the end of the world occurs: Not the plains of Armageddon, but rather Finals.

#4 Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.

#3 Reason why Moses and followers wondered around for 40 years: They didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshman.

#2 Tower of Bable blamed for foregin language requirement (*how true*)

***#1***

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh. He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled and all-nighter and hoped no one noticed.

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