Ross: Look it's the artist formerly known as Chandler. Chandler: Just tryin' somethin' here, ya know.

Rachel: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi. Ben: Hi.

The One Where The Old Yeller Dies

Ross: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore. Rachel: Oohhh. Chandler: Ohhh [turns as if to hug someone] Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.

Chandler: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon? Ross: Whad'ya mean? Chandler: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it. Big Bully: No, you can't use your watch. Chandler: Ok. Big Bully: Or your keys. Chandler: Ok.

Ross: Before I forget, are we hitting faces? Big Bully: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces? Ross: Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation. Little Bully: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea. Big Bully: Ok, nothing from the neck up. Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating. Little Bully: Oh really, you guys tryin' again? Big Bully: Yeah. Chandler: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?

Rachel: Look at her. Chandler: Hi Monica. Joey: He-he-he, how's it goin'? Phoebe: Hey nice boobs.

The One With The Bullies

Chandler: Hey, how you holdin' up there, tiger? Oh, sorry, when my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of tigers. Got a lot of champs, chiefs, sports, I even got a governor.

Rachel: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this? Chandler: Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.

Mrs. Greene: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years. Monica: Thank you.

The One With The Two Parties

Ross: I'm shipping out tomorrow. Rachel: Well then uh, we better make this night count.

The One With The Chicken Pox

Chandler: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Chandler: I can't believe she's married.

Richard: God. I love you. Monica: I know you do. Me too. So what now? Richard: I guess we just keep dancing.

The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding