Joey: And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.

Ross: You got me a cola drink?

Chandler: And, a lemon lime.

Ross: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
The One With Phoebe's Dad
Ross: For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.

Russ: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.

Chandler: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Ross: Hi.

Russ: Hi.

Rachel: Ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww!
Chandler: Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
The One With Russ
Monica: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Mrs. Green: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
The One With The Lesbian Wedding
Joey: Ah, the stalker.

Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.

Erica: It's me.

Joey: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?

Chandler: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he's holding]
Phoebe: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing]
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.

Erica: Is this true?

Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
Phoebe: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.

Monica And Rachel: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop. There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Joey: Chandler's wearing panties.

Ross: What? Let me see.

Chandler: No, no, you don't have to see.

Ross: Hi Tushie.

Chandler: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.

Joey: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.

Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?

Joey: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Chandler: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
The One After The Superbowl
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