Bean Brood Oath

Bean Brood Anthem

Do you, Human Being, in sound, mind, and body swear to give up your rights as a 'Human Being' to become a 'Human bean'? And do you, Human Being swear that you will never harm a Bean, nor allow a Bean to be harmed. Also you will protect the rights of a Bean to be free, and not fried, refried, or made into Bean dip?

Oh, Beautiful for Lima Beans, For Kidney Beans of red, For Gonzolas and Butter Beans, We'll fight for Beans rights till we're dead. Oh, Rights for Beans, Oh Rights for Beans, Together in joyous Mirth. For freedom for every Bean in their time on this Earth.

This page last modified on Friday, July 21, 2000