In Louisiana if you "STAY" (live) North of I-10 YOU ARE A YANKEE,
(and your opinion don't count fer squat!)
There is a festival for EVERYTHING!
Plastic beads are worth more than gold!
(and can get you black and blue if you grab them from the wrong person)
NOT MUCH is considered in-edible in Louisiana,
(no Sushi here.. it is called bait)
If you don't like the weather here just wait a minute and it will change!
A penny placed in a half filled ziplock bag of water and hung from the ceiling will keep pesky flies outta de house!
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