Drinking Toasts
Here are some Toasts I've Found around,
I'm still working on this, so I don't have a lot, I'll be adding more as
I get more. If you have a toast please
send it to me
SALUD!
Damned booze
Divine Torment
What You are doing outside
come inside
Now that we've been drinking so long
let's make a last toast
This one goe's for our lovely friends
of the animal kingdom..
So, Lets start with the aardvark, Cheers!
(continue untill you get to the zebra)
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Don't hesitate to drink
and to to enjoy of love
You'll have sooner or later
to rest under the dirt
without women or friends
Don't tell this to no one
The shrinking amapola doesen't blossom
it dies
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
May your glass be ever
full.
May the roof over your head be
always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil
knows you're dead.
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting,
and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's
heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with
me.
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your
last.
May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching,
screw like it's being filmed,
and drink like a true Irishman.
No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her shit!
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."
May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's
arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us,
your friends.
Here's to them that sail to sea
And the ladies that stay on land.
May the former be well rigged
And the latter be well manned!
Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
May your enemies never meet
a friend.
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His
hand.
Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
May the roof above us never
fall in.
And may the friends gathered below it
never fall out.
Here's a toast to your
enemies' enemies!
May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to
your door.
May there be a generation
of children
On the children of your children.
May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent!
May the Lord keep you
in His hand
And never close His fist too tight.
May your neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.
Here's to your coffin!
May your coffin have six handles of
finest silver!
May your coffin be carried by six fair
young maids!
And may your coffin be made of finest
wood
from a 100-year-old tree,that
I'll go plant tomorrow!
If you have another toast you would like
to share please send it to me