*Name derived from Wicked, Bad Zoot! Wicked, Bad, Naughty, Evil Zoot! and/or Bad, Bad Zoot!
**This is a FAN SITE and it is in no way connected to the filmmakers, cast, etc., etc.

Welcome to the Castle Anthrax:

Yes, it's not a very good name, is it? But we are good and will attend to your every... every Monty Python and the Holy Grail need. Not really, but we'll do the best we can. I am Zoot (just Zoot) and I live here in this castle with my identical twin sister Dingo and other young blondes all between the ages of sixteen and nineteen and a half. Here you will find fan fiction (not about us young maidens, but quite entertaining and very lovely written nonetheless) and other interesting bits which will keep you occupied while you rest after such a long travel. Now I must leave you for I must light the grail-shaped beacon once again. Who knows what handsome knights may arrive! Yours truly, Zoot

Archived in Camelot and guarded by the Knights of the Round Table

I: The Knights Sailing Across the Sea by Squeaky Great peril awaits King Arthur in the great seas. (Followed by The Island of Bones)
II: The Island of Bones by Squeaky Sir Gallahad is to be auctioned. Can Sir Lancelot save him before the Smelly Old Woman gets him? Okay, maybe she isn't THAT smelly... (Follows the one that says Followed by The Island of Bones)
III: A Witch, a Witch! by Squeaky and Super Joe King Arthur and Bedevere face a danger worse than big, nasty, pointy teeth! Will they defeat the evil monster or will they be turned into newts?
If you are interested in submitting your stories, contact me before sending the story and I'll give you all the info you need.

Updated April 24, 2003
Created October 29, 2002

All names (such as my borrowed nickname "Zoot") and likenesses belong to Python (Monty),Ltd. and whoever else ownes the film. This site is created for entertainment purposes only and no copyright infringement intended. This is strictly a fan site and I am in no manner, shape or form connected to the film or its cast.