A couple of mechanically printed schoolchild letters crossed the desk this week. The most charming?
(Start ital)"Dear Editor,
"Hi my nam is Stephanie and I am a grade 6 student at John Muir Middle Schoolin wausau,Wisconsin.I am writing this letter for Langauge Art's Class.This letter will tell you some reasons why you should fill out your census forms so read on and find out.
"One reason is so the taxis will lower.
"Second reason is to know how many job's to provide for people and how much mony to pay them.
"Third reason is you might get funding for roads or schools. Fourth reason is to count all the people we need to feed and if we need to add on to anything.Because the goverment helps pay for people that are counted and if your not you end up paying more in taxis and other things go up.
"Fifth reason is if you don't hand in your census form in time people will come to your door and ask you in person and that cost mony too.So hand in you census forms before it's to late. ...
"Sincerly, Stephanie T."(end ital)
Dear Stephanie:
My, how pleased the taxpayers of Wausau, Wisconsin, must be to know the "mony" lootd from their weekly paychecks is going to continue your course of government instruction (and useful civic exercises) at a school named for the founder of the Sierra Club, where after five-and-a-half years of government instruction you believe the common euphemism for those seizures of "bread from the mouth of labor" (that's Jefferson, as I'm sure you know) is spelled "taxis."
But listen up, Stephanie: We Americans live under a system of government called a constitutional republic, in which the central government in Washington is not supposed to be "providing jobs" for people, nor figuring out how much "mony" to pay them.
Unlike those eastern European regimes fled by my grandparents and (presumably) your great-grandparents, the central government in America has a sharply limited list of powers and duties, each specifically spelled out, and I can't find the ones you mention anywhere on my list, which is called Article I, Section 8, of the Constitution. Have teacher show you her copy
Anyway, no government can really "create" jobs. Even to fund "public works" projects, government has to take money from private persons and corporations, which could otherwise use those funds to hire more workers of their own -- at lower overhead.
Government never creates anything. It just shifts stuff around. That's called "redistribution."
You say another reason for the census is to "count all the people we need to feed and if we need to add on to anything."
But here's another hint: The government doesn't feed anybody, either, except sometimes its own soldiers. The reason you get fed is because your parents use the money they earn at work (after our friend the government takes 40 percent off the top) to buy that food. And I doubt they need to check any census reports to figure out how many places to set at the dinner table.
In fact, Stephanie, that Constitution no longer authorizes any federal agency to ask us about our race, let alone our earnings, our education, our mental health, or our breeding or bathroom habits -- all stuff demanded on many of those census forms that teacher wants so badly for us all to return.
What the Constitution says is that the federal government can do its best to count us once a decade, to figure out how to apportion seats in Congress, as well as for the apportionment of "direct taxes."
By the way, Stephanie, you didn't mention the fines. If filling out the census forms is so good for us, why does your employer have to threaten to fine us if we don't? And did ou notice where U.S. District Judge Melinda Harmon granted attorney Mark Brewer a temporary restraining order last week in that census suit filed by five residents of Houston, Texas?
"For the moment," Brewer told WorldNetDaily, "this will prevent prosecution against any American who chooses not to answer questions other than the number of people living at their address -- that's all that's required by the Constitution.
"Unfortunately, we know the government is capable of misusing census data. The federal government was only able to find, round up and imprison Americans of Japanese ancestry in 1942 by the illegal use of Census Bureau data. ... "
"The Census Bureau cannot extract this information under threat of criminal prosecution -- that was the issue I presented to the court," Brewer said. "The government lawyer told her that he can ask anything he darn near pleases -- where does it stop?"
Please tell your teacher, Stephanie: I think millions of Americans are about to show the federal governmet where it stops.
Do you have a recycling program for rejected government forms, there at your Middle School? Don't you think John Muir would have wanted you to?
Vin Suprynowicz is assistant editorial page editor of the Las Vegas Review-Journal. His book, "Send in the Waco Killers" is available by dialing 1-800-244-2224; or via web site http://www.thespiritof76.com/wacokillers.html.
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