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The Port Charles Funnies
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Obi Wan Rafe or Master Jedi Rafe

Rafe:I just wish people would stop bashing Michael Easton. To me that is disrespecting him and other fellow actors.People should understand that if it wasn't for him last year there would be no Port Charles. He saved Port Charles.It needs to stop. Michael is a fine actor and a nice person.

Oh,Michael,spread that towel alittle further apart. I wanna see if I could handle a fine Irishman like yourself.

Wonder if Brian could give Rocky Balboa a run for his money?

Michael Easton must have been overly excited about someting.Cute pup tent!

Stephen Clay thinking:Her tits would be nicer if they were bigger.

Alison:Mom,I know you're a slut.There's no use in hiding it. So will you please open the damn door?

Alison:Did you even use a condom?
Liz:Why use one,they don't work anyways.You're the product of a condom gone wrong.Besides I like the way the skin of a man's dick feels against my pussy when he slides in.

Just plan ol' water doesn't get the hair all nice and soft.

Livvie:Man,all that dick sucking has tired me out. I'm beat!

Livvie showing Lucy the proper way to suck dick.

Stephen:No,I'm not interested in the new AT&T offer,I'm about to take off on a plane!

Jack:Word Up,Man!

Jack:To be or not to be,that is the question
Rafe:Jack,that is the worst Shakespeare I've ever heard,and please don't do it in jail.

Now Lizzie,Stephen doesn't deserve to be slapped with both hands.

Alison:There's no place like home,there's no place like home.Oh shit,clicking my heels aren't working!

Livvie thinking:I hope no one figures out I'm having sexual fantasies about Stephen Clay!

Stephen:I wonder if Ali has breath mints.That garlic I had on my pasta is reaking.

Rafe:See, Lucy, I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time!

Rafe:Do you think if I did this begged liked this to Alison, do you think she would blow me again like she did on the train?

Rafe thinking : Damn I bet Lucy didn't think I smelt her stinky ass when she left that SBD fart , now if i can just keep from puking and just keep this stupid ass face!

Stephen:Well I'm done looking at your car, how about you let me pop your hood now?

Lucy:Rafe, do you think I could use this wooden stake as dildo?

Rafe left poor Alison to watch her mother and Stephen play tonsil hockey with each other as he slept.

Jack:Jamal,baby,don't ever leave me again!
Jamal:Jack,honeybunny,I missed your good finger!

Tess:Hehe,Jack and Jamal are "hugging"!

No one pour any gasoline in that room right now or Tess and Caleb are gonna go KABOOM!

I'm not Livvie,I'm Tess

Rafe:Alison,that coat is so faboo!
Alison:Rafe, why are you acting so gay?

The Rali Mile High Club,alittle tight itn't Rafe?

Chris: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. I am a golden god!

Alison:Fuck,every time I come home yall two are about to fuck. Take it into the bedroom,nevermind,that's right yall don't have a bedroom.It's a fireplace/bed. How creative? NOT!

Caleb:Ah,come on Alison,you know you want to watch!

Rafe:Alison why are you cleaing off the sleeping bag?
Alison:Cause there's too many cum stains on it from you and me and caleb and livvie fucking on it.
Caleb:What cum stains...Livvie swallows!

Alison:Ewww Rafe.....I touched something white on the sleeping bag....Caleb I thought you said Livvie swallows?

Caleb thinking: I wonder how dirrty and raunchy Alison can get in bed...it's them good girls you have to watch out for.

Alison:OOOO EEEEE.....yall like chimpanzee impression?

Alison:Rafe, please quit farting in the cave.....there is no air freshner in here.....we're already quite rank smelling from no baths

Alison must have eaten some of those wild "magic" mushrooms.

Alison:I'm about to kick some ass and take names later if I don't get some slayer cock!

Caleb:We like to watch. Let us watch yall fuck.
Livvie:It really turns me on to watch other people as much as it turns me on having people watch us.

Alison:Livvie, let us dance. Nevermind the boys, they're getting their gay emotions out of their systems.

Livvie:OMG...Caleb likes to be spanked!
Alison:Oh, that's nothing...you should see the stuff me and Rafe do to each other.

Rafe:OOOOOO...where the fuck is the bathroom? I have to take a massive shit....I don't think my ass cheeks can squeeze any harder!

Rafe slurring his words: I just took a big shit and I can out drink all of you!

Rafe:Come on Franky....Tell me how Karen was in bed....cause she's one hot piece of ass!

Rafe singing:I am the drunkest slayer that ever lived, I have the biggest dick of any slayer ever, I eat the best pussy of any slayer in history....

Rafe:Alison,do you need any help with your backpack?
Alison:Well yeh, since you're the one who packed all of these sex toys!

Erin: Brian Gaskill, you have the cutest cheeks, I just want to pinch them.
Brian thinking: Erin you have a set of....

Rafe: Alison, why is that watch so damn important?
Alison:I'm trying to get the exact time for when I ovulate.
Rafe:You would like to conceive a child out here in the woods?

Brian:Erin, if you wanted me to take my shirt off, you could have just asked.
Erin:Screw asking, I wanted to do it myself!

Erin thinking: Brian Presley who?

You can now get you're very own Soapnet backpack,includes:a gift certificate to get massaged by Erin Hershey, a gift certificate to where Port Charles gets Rafe's clothes, and a one week membership to ride Brian Gaskill's lucky charm.